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[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 138 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Daily reminder that the X in Xitter is pronounced 'Shi' like in Chinese

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It took me 3 tries to realize she wasn't saying "We took a moment to locate our nearest shit."

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Well, you never really think about where the nearest shit is to you

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 year ago

I did as I flew back from Malaysia with a really bad food poisoning. I had to re schedule my flight and whole booking the new seat I made sure it was in sprint reach of the nearest shit...er.

That was a fun trip

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] techwithjake@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

But i do think about where the nearest xitter (shitter) is.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

No, She is the current president, Who is the last president of China.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

there's a mastodon client by the name of shitter

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe I should try it out… it's not Moshidon, but it has a perfect name!