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Austrian airlines leaves Xitter (poptalk.scrubbles.tech)
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[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 138 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Daily reminder that the X in Xitter is pronounced 'Shi' like in Chinese

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 66 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It took me 3 tries to realize she wasn't saying "We took a moment to locate our nearest shit."

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Well, you never really think about where the nearest shit is to you

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 10 months ago

I did as I flew back from Malaysia with a really bad food poisoning. I had to re schedule my flight and whole booking the new seat I made sure it was in sprint reach of the nearest shit...er.

That was a fun trip

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it might be behind you

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was inside you all along.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

music swells

[–] techwithjake@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

But i do think about where the nearest xitter (shitter) is.

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hey speak for yourself. i think about this ALL the time when i go to the dog park

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

She?

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

No, She is the current president, Who is the last president of China.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

there's a mastodon client by the name of shitter

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe I should try it out… it's not Moshidon, but it has a perfect name!