Not just hamlet but the entire body of works accredited to Shakespeare
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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damn, that monkey must be pretty prolific, perhaps even rivaling Shakespeare! Do we know their name?
Christopher Marlowe
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I thought they were written by a Klingon.
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Not on a typewriter though. Task failed successfully.
Pretty sure some other monkey did tho
If you're paying, I'll rewrite it on a typewriter for you.
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We're apes though.
Great ones even!
Apes are monkeys, in the same sense that humans are apes.
I'm not entirely sure that statement is correct, but it's been a while since I took any anthropology courses...
Edit: I was wrong and remembered the tree incorrectly.
Family tree of primates. As you can see, old world monkeys and new world monkeys share their last common ancestor with the apes. That means that phylogenetically, that if they are both monkeys, then so are all the apes.
You are factually correct, the best kind of correct!
One of us even wrote:
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
One of us even wrote this!
As the saying goes
An infinite number of multicellular organisms with an infinite number of writing utensils will eventually reproduce a recognizable literary work
A more pithier way of putting it is that we are the universe experiencing itself.
The monkeys are really the friends we make along the way
A monkey wrote Hamlet. It got mediocre reviews.
We're apes, not monkeys, though.
We’re both. Apes are a subset of old world monkeys.
e: sorry, old, not new
simiiformes / simians
And you don't start sentences with capital letters.
I mean it's better than capitalizing Random Words because you think it Looks Cool and it will Make America Great Again!
Or to write some WORDS completely in CAPITAL letters to CREATE disgusting CLICKBAIT titles.
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Not endless, i guarantee it.
We were there, monkeys all along. Or we were their monkeys all along. I'm so confused. This sentence makes no sense. My grammar sucks and i can't even work this out.
Oh, my God, I was wrong, It was Earth all along!
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