"Modern channel? No folks, believe me, we want the vintage channel, back when tone was great again! Say it with me - SCOOP THOSE MIDS! SCOOP THOSE MIDS! SCOOP THOSE MIDS!"

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[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm wasting my life. I could be selling Trump branded can openers or whatever.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"TRU MP" in hopes that Trump won't sue you after you claim it was first designed for the UK and "TRU(E) MPs".

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You better hope I don't sue you for stealing my idea.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I didn't make the mockup. I mean - I sort of did but it's not functional. Believe me. Believe me.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NGL my last ditch effort in survival is just becoming a right-wing grifter.

I could dropship toothpaste and just slap the GOP logo on it and easily make money

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Les Paul 1/10

More Trump 11/10

kelly

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is dropshipped isn't it?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'd say the chance of that is ~100%.

Who is the manufacturer of these guitars?

All of the guitars featured on GetTrumpGuitars.com were custom designed and developed by a Veteran owned company with the help of a master luthier. These guitars have been manufactured by multiple providers and include parts/features that are both domestic and international. This is standard with most guitar manufacturers.

https://gettrumpguitars.com/pages/faq

[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lot of words to say Made in China

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Manufacturerd by multiple providers"

Aka the parts we bought are so cheap they don't even have any kind of proof of where they came from.

Lots of weird three syllable companies with no website and borderline unintelligible language in any of their literature.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

GiutarInternationalParts.tk.mnop

GIP - HIquaity good giutar parts best in region guarantee

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

The veterans who own the company:

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The only domestic part is Trump's signature lmao

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine if they slapped it on abroad so even his signature was a lie.

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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Drop shipping president is just so perfect for the current era, it's clear to me now trump was always going to win since he's the perfect embodiment of modern america

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Trump looking practically charcoal in that pic. He must be telling the spray tan people just fuck my shit up mon capitan.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’d like to shave his eyebrowns if for no other reason than to highlight the tone difference between the spray on and the actual skin.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And I'm thinking of a reverse clown nose where his nose is also his normal skin color.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

nicholson-yes

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

His hand looks downright necrotic in comparison.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There's Trump everything

Pawn shop near me has at least one gun with a 'Trump' finish on it

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

one gun with a 'Trump' finish

Guaranteed to rust?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Guaranteed to be marked up about 75% over the price of the same piece without the finish (not joking), and it was not that nice of a finish

Seems fitting

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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We had a Trump Store that got converted into a medical weed shop. Before the conversion, someone had tagged it with a hammer and sickle. lmao

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

soviet-chad

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Trump Guitars - $10,000 - No Strings Attached

[–] HeyGreg@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

That’s a lotta money for a bolt-on neck Les Paul copy. Even most of the Epiphones over like $400 have set necks.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

made in china no doubt

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm surprised the signed guitar isn't $14,880.

It's 25% off, plus two times 45 (Trump). insert BlueAnon post here

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What song would you play on the Trump guitar?

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

"Nelly the Elephant" by the Toy Dolls, duh

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Can you imagine the faces of the guys who spent millions on this guy and didn't even get a guitar

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

All of the guitars featured on GetTrumpGuitars.com were custom designed and developed by a Veteran owned company with the help of a master luthier

So cheap Gibson Les Paul knockoffs, got it

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