They had gold: call their opponents weird and talk non-stop about abortion. Also just lie about conditioning aid to Israel on the end of the genocide in Gaza. I mean I'd hope they'd follow through on that last one
They really did a "Hillary"^[Doing a "Hillary" means that you are so assured of victory you do not do basic tasks needed to acquire said victory, which results in you losing the competition. See also: The turtle and the rabbit]
So did all those Dick Cheney supporters just fucking forget to vote or what?
I think all 8 of them did vote
Once again, like for the 6th time in my lifetime, democrats decided to piss off everybody left of Reagan in an attempt to win over the Mythical Moderate Republican.
"Dick Cheney supporters" was never a real demographic
They were writin' in Biden. 
Thing about the Cheneys is that not even the Republicans like them, genuinely baffling move to promote them like that.
It also doesn't help the perception that Biden/Harris are very anti muslim.
She cancelled her Howard University speech so no she ain't speaking lmao
For real? She's pulling a complete Hillary! Time to go chill in Cedar Rapids 
She's gonna lose the popular vote lmfao
The true victim of all this is AOC who now has to pretend to care about things again.
Dems were on a roll when Walz came in and they decided to call out republicans for being weirdos. But then they remembered that a strong Republican Party is more important than winning, so they spent most of the election season parading around the Cheneys and begging Bush for an endorsement. The lesson that the dems are going to take from this is to run Mitt Romney next time around.
AOC sobbing at Kamalas incomplete and understaffed border wall.
"Who's speaking?" 
Never bet against the Lion of Damascus. 
First as tragedy, then as farce
First as spaghetti, then as farts.
I'm legit surprised no one pelted her with eggs and tomatoes (or would that carry a serious prison sentence?)
People of Valencia just did thrown insults, mud and stones at their king, despite having lese majeste still in codes so what's mere eggs for presidental candidate in comparison lol.
I think they tortured and killed the guy who threw his shoe at Bush
He was tortured in prison, but he's still alive now, after being in prison for about a year
She’s speaking (except when it comes time to concede)
She's shitting.
🗣️ I CANT HEAR YOU 🐯🔥💯
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