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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago
[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wait, I'm confused, where's E~L~O~N

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

Have they been able to communicate with the ghost of Adolf Hitler to get his endorsement?

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

I asked in reddit-logo if they would accept the endorsement of Hitler, and got smuglord replies

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

The most progressive liberal is the one running for office right now

And the worst conservative in the history of the world is the one running for office right now

Such as it has always been, such as it will always be to them

blob-no-thoughts

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i-love-not-thinking <————— average liberal

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

OccupyDemocrats are some of the most annoying ghouls in the entire Dem media sphere. Send this message along if you agree!

[-] charly4994@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Wasn't OccupyDemocrats this "progressive take over of the democrats" thing? Just once again proving that social democracy is the moderate wing of fascism.

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

I think it was always an op. The Democrats neutralized Occupy Wall St back in like 2012, there's just some demon in Washington that takea pleasure in wearing the skin of their prey

[-] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Definitely AOC. Wonder what she was doing during Occupy 🤔

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Not even moderate now

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Like this post if you want to SHAVE BUSH and DRINK DICK!

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

From my fridge, I've had it for decades

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Gush and Bore make me want to RALPH!

[-] RaspberryTuba@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Made me suffer through a couple days of their 3 posts an hour wall to make sure this is real. It is…

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

kamala-coconut-tree "And every time someone tells me I'm complicit in genocide, the endorsements get 10 (whatever the units for evil are, too bad Watt already took W) higher!"

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

whatever the units for evil are, too bad Watt already took W

I believe the liberal unit of evil is 9/11s

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

10 9/11s higher? Don't threaten me with a good time

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

(They're talking about what the Middle East)

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

At this point why not seek an endorsement from Satan and Kissinger's ghost

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

dead-motherfuckerspeech-side-l-1 ”i’m with HER”

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's Time

Send this along if you think the Democrats should literally just become Republicans mission-accomplished

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Unironically we're probably seeing what caused the party switch that happened decades ago; I admit I'm not 100% on whether democrats could stop an ex-Republican Democrat candidate from becoming president, but if they can't, we're probably seeing a party switch happening in a few presidencies.

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Except this time there's nowhere for everyone to the left of...Mitt Romney? To go

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

(in 12 years #occupy will be used by richest person in the world and bush-lovers) - things to tell with time machine

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

#OccupyGaza bazinga

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck, I'm gonna do an adventurism.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

I would like to apologize for joking about this some weeks back, didn't realize the lathe was on

[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They would probably gain more votes with a puff daddy endorsement. Like who would be moved by a dubya endorsement that wasn't already convinced by Cheney

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Kamala would've been apart of his cabinet

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 month ago

She would have jumped in front of the shoe

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

That shoe was the closest thing we ever got to accountability.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Accountability for a president applied by a victim of one of our wars; so grand that that shoe should be made a world wonder.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

They did make a statue of a giant shoe to commemorate it in Iraq, at least we'll always have that.

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

When I think about it, I dream of a world where that shoe hit that motherfucker right in the face

It wouldn't make the torture that journalist was subjected too worth it, mind you, but at least Bush would have been forever the US president who got smacked by a flying shoe

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I wonder if he'll drop one of his infamous "Bush-isms"

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Turns out the most infamous Bushism is just white phosphorus

[-] djphdk@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Every day I go a little more insane.

No one should be courting this man's endorsement. The whole Bush administration should have been subject to Nuremberg style war crimes trials. In a just world, old George and Dick would have met the firing squad for their torture program. Motherfucker, there are still inmates in Guantanamo. Bush has the blood of hundreds of thousands, if not millions, on his hands. Painting some folksy pictures and handing Michelle Obama a candy at the funeral of a different war criminal isn't going to wash the blood off. I remember; I can still see it.

I don't know, that John Brown quote or something. I'm just so deeply angry.

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

He looks more like his zombie dad each year

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

geordi-no George Bush is endorsing me for president

geordi-yes illegal-to-say

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"They got Himmler, now they want Hitler!"

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Resembling Papi more and more

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Except the best trait of his.

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