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Insurance fraud (slrpnk.net)
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[-] 58008@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago

This is what it feels like to be on disability even if you never go to the chocolate factory 😆

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 50 points 5 hours ago

I feel like a large majority of the hate towards grampa Joe is just hating the poor for being poor. The man is 80, he retired when his job shut down 20 years prior (when he was 60). Why would you expect an 80 year old man to be actively working? He's 80! Let him be retired!

The bad guy isn't the old man who retired cuz he got laid off, it's the billionaire chocolate mogal who replaced his workforce with slave labor causing thousands to go without a job.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 hours ago

Hey, it's not all bad. Charlie's dad got to work as Toothbrush Machine inspector (whilst the rest of the entire toothbrush workforce were laid off)

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

From my memory, he started out using the illegal immigrants. He didn't replace normal workers, although you can argue those jobs would have gone to the "right" workers.

:p

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 4 hours ago

I feel like a large majority of the hate towards grampa Joe is just jokes.

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 hours ago
[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 hours ago

You can't do that! Its disgusting

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 4 hours ago

Hey! Old men need love too! ... They just gotta pay.

[-] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 37 points 10 hours ago

I kinda want a Grandpa Joe movie starring David Spade. There's a bit of a physical resemblance these days, and there's so much weird stuff going on with Grandpa Joe in the movie that you could have a pretty full movie without Charlie, Wonka, or the chocolate factory.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

I agree with everything except using David Spade. This is clearly a role meant for Martin Short

[-] Welt@lazysoci.al 2 points 20 minutes ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago)

But David Spade looks like him. I know what you mean about Martin Short's vivacity though, he'd be a fine Wonka, whose idea was it to cast Chalamet

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

It would probably resemble Breaking Bad in a lot of ways.

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world -1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

dude why do you hate David Spade? Fuck Grandpa Joe

[-] nomous@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

why do you hate David Spade?

I thought we were supposed to. Isn't that half his characters?

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

That’s true but Grandpa Joe is maybe a step too far

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

What if the character was canonically an 80 year old Joe Dirt?

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Disability benefits are not "insurance".

[-] RustyEarthfire@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Perhaps not every disability benefit is, but Social Security Disability Insurance and State Disability Insurance certainly are.

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world -1 points 4 hours ago

We're taking about the U.K.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

We are? Charlie uses a dollar to buy the chocolate bar with the golden ticket. Also, who mentioned insurance? You are the first person to bring it up, saying it's not insurance... Okay it's not insurance but nobody said it was

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Also, since Brexit, the U.K. uses dollars.

[-] Ghoelian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 43 minutes ago

Also, since Brexit, the U.K. uses dollars

Lmao what no they don't, they use the pound sterling, which they also used before brexit

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago
[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

A disability caused by work activity would be covered by worker's comp insurance.

Edit: in California all employees pay into state disability insurance. In the event they become disabled they could receive disability benefits from SDI. If someone were to claim to be disabled it would be disability fraud. Why are we even having this discussion and who cares?

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago

The insurance would lead to a payout that funds an annuity.

If one’s insurance buys a new car, that doesn’t make the car insurance.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago

He would have got out of bed sooner if the floor wasn't so cold

[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 9 hours ago
[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 48 minutes ago

Oh, that's the way she goes? So... You lost all our drink money is how "she goes"? She's gone?

[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Ray, You didn’t see 60 bucks lyin’ around did ya bud?

[-] Pilon23@feddit.dk 6 points 7 hours ago

60 bucks? What like 3 20s?

[-] FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 5 points 8 hours ago

Better hope that golden ticket comes with a golden parachute.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Terminal Lucidity

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