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Can anyone confirm if this is accurate?

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago

It's a common problem

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 day ago

There is a user named JimmyDoreIsALefty who constantly posts bait and argues in the comments of it.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago

Flying squid is definitely not a troll tho. Not sure which bones guy you mean.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

Damn I forgot about dore is a lefty!

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[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I used to be a (semi)pro gamer! Basically the college football of gaming... But like... It was Team Fortress 2 so it's more like the college mens Volleyball of gaming...

Anyway!

RGL Advanced Highlander Season 5 - Grand Finals.

lay civ 5 vs I Hate Mondays

Neither team was favored to win the season but after multiple upsets during playoffs, they both ended up there.

It was EXTREMELY close!

The first round on Ashville went to I Hate Mondays with every round being almost dead even.

The second round, on vigil, went to a tie breaker within the round as lay civ 5 and I Hate Mondays trade blows. Eventually lay civ 5 got the points.

With a score of 1-1 the game went to a tie breaker on swiftwater...

Round 1 went to I Hate Mondays by about 30 seconds.

Round 2 was incredibly close. Both teams had better scores but ultimately lay civ 5 won with literally 0 seconds left on the clock.

The final round... The tie breaker of the tie breaker...

Lay civ 5 starts and gets a solid time. About the same as round 1...

And just like round 1, I Hate Mondays manages to sneak away with an extremely close victory. Making them the unlikely champions of Season 5 Advanced!

Despite division dysphoria having an undefeated score and even Home Depot Esports having more wins than both of the teams in grands... I Hate Mondays took home the gold and I firmly take the credit for it!

Of course... I was playing for lay civ 5... But I promise you... I was the reason that I Hate Mondays won.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I would love it if more people posted to !locallore@lemmy.world . Heading other people weird stories that only locals know would be so much fun!

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago

This meme is a paint over of a screenshot from the movie Predator.

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[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago

I used to like it a lot... As a kid... As I've grown it seems more focused on being incredibly in the middle than ever actually making any sort of point...

Matt Stone and Trey Parker are just so incredibly "Enlightened Centrist* that it can be painful at times.

They have some good bits and some of their jokes have rightfully stood the test of time... But God damn... If you're going to make a political show... Do something other than the most fence sitting thing possible!

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[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

I definitely leave a trace everywhere after watching porn

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago

I specifically included the outside and censored it because I felt the Facebook context added to it.

Just posting this meme on its own doesn't nearly have the effect if you don't know it was posted by a middle aged person.

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Just reviving this classic since it feels incredibly relevant.

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