Funko Pop, default, unflavored

Just as absolutely haunting as the Real Deal himself.

how did they make it more expressive and relatable than the real pete?

I'm going to become the

I don't want to set the world on fire 🎵
I just want to start a flame on your desk

Really captures his sparkling toothpaste personality along with his completely dead rat eyes.

Pete

This redesign is alright...but I still feel like the original captures his character better

(Side note: are people seriously spending $85 on this shit?)

If we can come to a jarring finish, we can fin--OH GOD OH FUCK

"Well, let me say this. It's not a sizzling, glamorous issue, but the shape of our Funko Pops is the treat that affects every other treat."

Amerikkka delenda est

This is what amerikkka has killed millions for, cheap plastic junk idolizing soulless neoliberalism.

Amerikkka delenda est

Chunko spotted.

Just sent this to a group chat with the caption cropped out and asked them to guess the name of the funko pop. No one came anywhere to close to Mayor Pete. The resemblance is not striking, which is actually pretty fitting for Pete.

I want a funko

:debord-screm-cri:

We’re gonna have to deal with this rat for the rest of our lives

this kind of rules. it's like what a cool leftist art collective would make as a subversive critique of capitalism, but the capitalists made it for us so it only costs $10

My partner can't listen to that song anymore

Mayo Peter stole it's joy away from her