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[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 221 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

"Is it possible to buy normal weed in 2024 or is there only shinzo-abe-pack-chernobyl-1000C-hot-knife-sohn-of-a-whore-nirvana-haze which leaves you with a permanent disability?"

you are welcome

and for the germanophones:

"ich verstehe nicht alles hier aber 'shinzo abe pack chernobyl 1000' schiesst wie eine schrotflinte ein loch durch die sprach barriere"

seit willkommen

edith: sorry, hab nix mit flinten zu tun und mach kaum schrott :P

[–] superkret@feddit.org 90 points 2 years ago (3 children)

SInce the legalization, I keep getting home-grown weed for free from friends.
Cause you can legally keep 3 plants, but only legally have 50g of dried weed at home. So everyone gives away the surplus after harvesting (which is also illegal, but impossible to control).

[–] pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm in Berlin and half of my neighbors have these 3m tall weed plants on their balconies. 3-4 usually, and nobody really cares. I wonder how the winter is going to be when everybody suddenly has half a kilo of weed...

[–] superkret@feddit.org 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In Berlin you could smoke weed in front of cops before the legalization.
They've got bigger things to worry about.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Every cop has bigger things to worry about.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

I don’t speak Bavarian?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 12 points 2 years ago

Let's just say that going to the Netherlands to talk to a Dutch cop would be faster for me than going to Bavaria.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

Become the bigger reason

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago

The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.

[–] pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah. I don't mean that. But how is it going to look like in bars when everybody suddenly has hundreds or so grams of weed...

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 14 points 2 years ago

Considering that smoking is usually prohibited in bars, not much different.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm not sure what you mean.
Why would it affect what bars look like?

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

They are implying that when faced with the choice of paying €30 for a couple of pints or smoking free weed that many will choose the latter which will impact alcohol sales in bars to a significant degree.

[–] pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was joking here a bit, but:

  • A big crowd of people has suddenly a lot of weed.
  • People in Berlin like to go to bars and like to smoke weed (a fact)
  • Suddenly there's a lot more weed, many people more are smoking it either in the bar (allowed in a few places at least in Neukolln) or outside the bar (about every other place outside Neukolln)
  • Fun.

So it was my take on laughing a bit about the winter 2024...

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

fuck me.

not telling where i get my shit but i dont get it free and instead it costs a whole fucking lot. main reason why im broke all the time actually...

well fuck me... i dont know how to treat plants good, the clubs cant grow until there exists some sort of training first... bullshit bureaucracy really, and also i dont have any friends who consume or grow...

[–] Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Try feminized automatic seeds thet eliminates many points of failure, you dont need to ckeck the gender and you can just blast them with 18 hours of light till harvest.

And even if only one plant survives you should still be even

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

yeah well, no idea where to get seeds xD the place i usually go to used to sell them too, but no longer... i wonder why 🤪

[–] Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago

In the past I ordered here from the Netherlands https://www.zamnesia.com/de

[–] Swallowtail@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago

Anybody can learn to grow plants. It just takes practice and learning. There's a gazillion YouTube videos on gardening and I'm sure there's tons on how to grow weed specifically.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGtYLiV_xP0Q9lkp5AsnnprB5VJaM5Q0q&si=ancwEKW0XvmxRW9B

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought it was only illegal to sell?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nope, also illegal to give away. So you legally have to destroy any surplus.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In a series of small fires

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 years ago

bro come help me legally dispose of this weed

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I’m a Germanphobe and you slapping me in the face with all that German was very rude

I’m very scared right now

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

sach ma du pimml, ich zei dir glei germapfobe. !!!111einseinself

[–] _____@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Ty that's actually funny as fk

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

schrottflinte

Schrotflinte, die schiessen Schrot

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

ah ja, danke, passiert wenn man wenig damit zutun hat. spaghettimonsterimhimmelseidank

und ja... die grund annahme sein gegenueber im internet sei maennlich... ich mein, oft genug passte es ja.. alles gut

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

For anyone wondering the removed word is what you call a female dog, an insult to a female person often preceded by "son of a" or an informal way to call a lady working in the red-light district

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 85 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

What an insane thing to just randomly post

~~i love it~~

Right! Like where they even pull this from and they whose the genius that came up with it.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait german says kan man like in swedish? The more you know.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kann man auf deutsch so sagen, und auf schwedisch anscheinend auch.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

kan man dansa cancan på dass?

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago
[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The nordic languages are quite similar to german. Cause they have the same origin (english too) and are geographically quite close to germany. So it just happened that some words are almost the same. I'm pretty sure if you speak German and English you can pretty much understand the context of what people are saying. This of course applies to other language combinations too

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 15 points 2 years ago

we building back babel with this one f🔥🔥🔥🔥

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Oh man that weed looks tasty af... 🤤

I need some flower and a blunt wrap; getting bored of dabs.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I really want to grow colourful weed like that, but every time I try, it's just green and doesn't look like the photos on the packaging :c At least it still kicks butt, though :3

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I'm sure whoever grew this wishes they could grow colorful weed like this too.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I like to buy a concentrate (usually distillate but any concentrate will work), warm it up under a hot plate until it's nice and gooey, then spread a layer of it over the blunt with my dab tool before lighting up. Gets me as high as I used to get back before legalization, and the stickiness of the concentrate helps the blunt burn more smoothly and evenly.

If your tolerance is as wrecked as mine from too many dabs, you gotta try this. The full-spectrum effect of flower combined with the intensity of a good concentrate is the chef's kiss.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Shinzo Abe because of Fukushima and the Tohoku earthquake/tsunami event, I presume?