[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

I've got a fact! In the early 1950s, Germany was already divided into East and West Germany, and Berlin was, too, but it was still possible to travel between the two countries. East and West Berlin each had their own tram company (BVG East and BVG West), and all lines that crossed the border were shared by the two companies. If a BVG West tram made its way to East Berlin, it had to adhere to the local laws there, obviously, and BVG East trams had to adhere to West Berlin laws when they were there. This caused an issue in 1953. In East Berlin, women were allowed to drive trams, but in West Berlin, they weren't. West Berlin started rejecting BVG East trams driven by women, and all passengers had to change to BVG West trams at the border. This is one of the reasons why, beginning in 1953, East and West Berlin both ended their tram lines at the border.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago

Hey, that's still two more than I would've had :3

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

What a spooky, little cutie! First you get all the candies, and then you eat all the candies :3

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago

Aww, they look so happy with their jack-o-melon, and unexpected creepers are very scary, too <3

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

12 steps to get to nothing sounds like a lot. I can get you there in 9! And my internet is faster, too.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

dodges Ha, missed me >:3

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

Why are you laughing... and what are you doing with those cable ties? OmO

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 10 points 3 days ago

Do it. Give in to the pathowogen ÒwÓ

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 8 points 3 days ago

Go ahead, shoot me. I'm going to commit love myself by cop >:3

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 14 points 4 days ago

But how am I supposed to know which iPhone to buy without billboards, pre-roll ads, and 3,621 partners who have a legitimate interest in logging everything I do 😱

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 10 points 5 days ago

Please do. Preferably at night. Does 3 am sound good? I'll be waiting for you <3

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 16 points 5 days ago

I need to get off this ride. What's the safeword for life? :c

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Catbox backup link in case of federation issues.

One of my favourite parts about working from home is that I can take short breaks to walk around, stretch, or cuddle Blahaj whenever I want :3

alt textA digital drawing of my canine fursona sitting on the floor in their room and cuddling a Blahaj (IKEA's shark plushie). They look very happy. Their work laptop is on a desk in the foreground, implying that they are cuddling a plushie instead of working. End alt text.

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This is a furry parody of Joost Klein's song "Europapa" (the Dutch entry to this year's Eurovision Song Contest). It's a very cute and silly video, and the music is so well made that I've been listening to it almost every day for the last few weeks. Most of the song is in Dutch, but there's a pretty good translation in the comments :3

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

alt text: a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about leap years. It says "A leap year, also known as an intercalary year or bissextile year, (...)". The word "bissextile" is circled in red and has arrows pointing at it. An image of a bisexual pride flag, Moxxie (a bisexual character in the show Helluva Boss), and Freddie Mercury are placed around the word "bissextile" because it looks a lot like bisexual. end alt text uwu

edit: apologies for the missing image. I uploaded it to my home instance (pawb.social), which had some technical issues and went down a couple of hours later. But it's back now, and so is the image. (Nothing but love for the pawb admins, shit happens <3)

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Embrace the machine (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/memes@yiffit.net

cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/5635301

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

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furry_irl (files.catbox.moe)

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

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rUwUle (files.catbox.moe)

image transcription:

me: "yeah, I'm doing well."

also me: a screenshot of a YouTube video titled "1 hour UwU sound effect."

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furry_irl (files.catbox.moe)

I made a comic :3

alt textA black-and-white comic with seven panels. The comic’s title is “The Duality of Furries.”

First panel: My “generic anthro canine” fursona is holding a phone, smiling, and looking flattered.

Second panel: A phone screen showing a conversation. Me: “ur cute :3” - them: “no u >w<” - me: “not as cute as u O//w//O” - them: “u the cutest”

Third panel: My fursona smiling and holding a phone, similar to the first panel.

Fourth panel: Another phone screen with further messages. Me: “oki gotta go now :3” - them: “nuuu why? ;-;” - me: “goin 2 a concert uwu” - them: “oooh have fun <3”

A text box: “one hour later”

Fifth panel: My fursona is in a dark concert hall and participating in a circle pit (lots of people running in a big circle to the rhythm of the music). My sona is smiling and has determined eyes. The circle pit is surrounded by other concertgoers. Big, red letters above the circle pit spell “KILL.”

Sixth panel: My fursona is in the same dark concert hall and participating in a mosh pit (an area where seemingly violent dancing occurs). My sona is windmilling their arms with closed eyes and a strained expression on their face. Others in the pit are doing a two-step, the bees knees, and the chicken dance. Big, red letters above the mosh pit spell “KILL.”

Seventh panel: My fursona is crowd surfing with a big smile and their arms raised. In the background, a photo from a Dying Fetus concert (a death metal band) shows the band members to evoke the feeling of being at a concert. Below my crowd surfing sona, big, red letters spell “KILL KILL.”

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