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[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 117 points 2 months ago

In the UK a few years back, Boris Johnson refused to show up to a debate on climate change, so Channel 4 replaced him with a slowly melting block of ice.

It annoyed him so much he tried to privatise the entire TV station lol.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 months ago

Can we ask the UK to replace trump with a slowly melting block of ice?

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately replacing Trump with an inanimate object would only help him, as he does most damage to himself when he speaks.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 13 points 2 months ago

It hurt itself in its confusion.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

But if they put a head of lettuce on the block of ice... 🤔

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago

I'm calling it: The Onion will have a news title that says "Trump agrees to another debate to the condition that it is against Joe Biden"

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Nice try, person that works at The Onion.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

The Onion is an absolute treasure, and I'm glad they got bought by a dude who just wants them to keep doing what they're doing.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If the next onion title isn't "Donald Trump considering murdering JD Vance to increase poll numbers." then the onion has failed me.

[-] KingGordon@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago

Got his ass handed to him. Now he is bravely running away!

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 months ago

I'd call Trump "Courage the Cowardly Dog" but that doesn't fit at all. Courage actually cared for his people and Trump has never cared about anyone but himself.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Courage actually had courage. Doing what you need to do to save/help the people you love, even tho you are so fucking terrified your skeleton screams separately from your flesh.

[-] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

That name was tongue in cheek, because Courage did the bravest things in each episode while shaking like a leaf the whole time.

[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Which really teaches us that courage is not the absence of fear, it's doing the right thing irrespective of fear.

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[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

Brave, Bold Sir Donald

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It's a tactical retreat!

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

I guess he finally got tired of all the “winning”

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 months ago

After the debate ended Tuesday night, Republican Rep. Mike Collins of Georgia posted to X, "You want to know who won? Find out who refuses to do a 2nd debate."

I know some folks are falling all over themselves to fawn over the various Republicans who have the, um, courage to come out against Trump now, but all I can see is a bunch of self-interested rats leaving the sinking ship.

I figure the "I was never really a supporter" will start from both elected officials and your Republican neighbors and family members about 1 day after the election gets called for Kamala.

And if Kamala somehow loses, it will be "I knew he could do it all along."

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

That's a wrap folks! No more debates.

[-] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No more presidential debates, but there's still the VP debate unless JD Vance backs out (which he might)

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Tim should get a little couch pin and wear it during the debate.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

How great would it be if they walked out on stage to find that Tim had a podium and Vance had a love seat?

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

So we're gonna watch him romancing the foam live on TV? No thanks.

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[-] JesusSon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Hahahahaha fucking coward, little Donny got his buns cooked by a woman. What a piece of shit loser that guy is.

[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago
[-] Rapidcreek@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

When a prizefighter loses a fight so badly he doesn't want to get back in the ring, they retire.

Just sayin'.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

I’d call him a pussy, but he lacks the depth and warmth.

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago

He got grabbed by the pussy

[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

No, that's just his flappy skin under the chin.

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Ooohh, is little Twump too scawed?

[-] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

I guess we know he doesn't have a fetish for being dominated.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

He’s not even proposing to do it on Fox.

His campaign knows that he’d also get completely served if he was on his propagandist’s network.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

they would have to interrupt to help him.

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[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago
[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Him is coward

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Of course he won't. His ass was handed to him.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I gotta hand it to her. She started off like a boring milk toast politician with that first answer, then she gave a debate performance that debate teams will study for years.

This debate will be THE textbook example of how to counter a machine gun barrage of lies and how to get your opponent talking about your issues.

[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Milquetoast, but I think it basically means milk toast anyway?

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[-] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

i’m shocked he even agreed to do that one.

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

This is great. Harris has him by his tiny balls. Now she can run ads saying that he is afraid to debate her, and if he caves and debates again, she will probably stomp him again.

I hate how much of a circus this is.

[-] terminhell@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Idk...Maybe I've always roughly compared trump to Cartman from South Park; seems like some kinda weird comeback tactic.

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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Trump is leaving like how the people get bored and leave his small, weird rallies?

[-] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

She scared him so much he went full Wimp Lo https://imgur.com/xAjz9dP

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