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[โ€“] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've actually heard this before in the UFO circles

They say that a bunch of passenger jets are just alien ships in disguise

Why the aliens would disguise the ship and not themselves is a question they don't ask

[โ€“] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why the aliens would disguise the ship and not themselves is a question they don't ask

why play dumb like you never heard of "exhibitionism"

[โ€“] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Alien sex perverts!

Nude conspiracies!

[โ€“] blobjim@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

every plane is piloted by aliens...

THE WRIGHT BROTHERS did NOT invent airplanes.

now you understand?

[โ€“] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Why the aliens would disguise the ship and not themselves is a question they don't ask.

The number might be smaller. It's hard to really know after it goes beyond about eight.

[โ€“] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to be out of this world to want to fly a Boeing.

[โ€“] space_comrade@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Tbh how sure are we Airbus won't fuck up in much the same way as Boeing?

[โ€“] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this counts as an encounter

i'm contacting mufon

[โ€“] Flyberius@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My friend is always seeing UFOs over the field near his house. He's shown them to me and I keep pointing out that they are DJI drones, but he simply won't have it.

[โ€“] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But who is controlling the drone? Have you thought about that?

[โ€“] Flyberius@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol. Yeah can you imagine how embarrassed I would be. I'd never live it down

[โ€“] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if aliens can physically transport their living bodies between stars they can almost certainly make themselves imperceptible to us. bending light waves or jamming our monkey neurons from noticing them seems easy compared to FTL space travel, heck for all we know there is one or more species of insect or animal native to earth that exploits human psychology to be imperceptible echo-maker

ya but what if they wanted to flex

[โ€“] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 15 points 1 year ago

Aileen flying the aircraft like ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โœˆ๏ธ

aliens confirmed

Take me to your dealer

[โ€“] M68040@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Perfect Dark (Rareware, N64, 2001)

[โ€“] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Whenever I see bogos binted I just think of Rosemi's theme song