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Remember to throw in "=" at the start just to toy with the poor sap who has to manipulate the results in excel

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 232 points 3 weeks ago

Be sure to use the image upload field too

[-] calebegg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 weeks ago

How do I do that? Very new to lemmy. Using Boost. Thanks in advance!

[-] Trantarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

Embed the image using markdown: ![some text](image URL)

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don't think Lemmy supports media fields in comments (though I've only skimmed the API, I could be wrong) just on posts. I usually use Postimages for hosting images for comments.

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Idk but Boost has a button for adding pictures to comments.


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[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 222 points 3 weeks ago
[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 95 points 3 weeks ago

Seeing this actually sent a small wave of dread through my body

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 3 weeks ago

Wdym? flamingo_pinyata's explaination was quite useful, I wish somebody had told me that long ago and it's still going to let me save so much time.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago

When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren't up to date

When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Your Lemmy client appears to have a bug.

[-] itsraining@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 8 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] markstos@lemmy.world 99 points 3 weeks ago
[-] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 29 points 3 weeks ago

Good Ole Bobby tables.

[-] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 86 points 3 weeks ago

That’s pretty funny! ���

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 72 points 3 weeks ago

Why is it that whenever something is spitting out junk data, those specific characters are involved?

[-] Vent@lemm.ee 100 points 3 weeks ago

� is used to represent an invalid character, so it makes sense that it'd appear often when bad data is being rendered (or good data is being rendered improperly).

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 66 points 3 weeks ago

Everything is 0s and 1s to a computer. What a pattern of 0s and 1s encodes is decided by people--often arbitrarily. Over the years there have been attempts to standardize encodings but, for legacy reasons, older encodings are still valid.

The 0s and 1s that encode ' in UTF-8 (a standardized encoding) are the same 0s and 1s that encode ’ in CP-1252 (a legacy encoding).

The � symbol is shown when the 0s and 1s don't encode anything of meaning.

[-] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

= e2 80 99 (3 bytes)
’ = e2 80 99 (3 separate bytes)

[-] breakcore@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 weeks ago

Good to see it "spelt out" like that

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago

Right single quote (’) in UTF-8 (https://www.compart.com/en/unicode/U+2019) has the same bytes as ’ in cp1252 (which is more or less "ASCII" if we're doing ELI5). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows-1252

Sometimes your keyboard or program's settings will use right single quote for apostrophes instead of a normal apostrophe. ' you might notice how this one is straight and not bent a certain way. This setting is often called smart quotes.

[-] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 3 weeks ago

👺 May your socks always be wet.

[-] TAYRN@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago

If you do this, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

The special hell.

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 38 points 3 weeks ago

You are evil

[-] frezik@midwest.social 35 points 3 weeks ago

Some hackers DoS the code. This guy DoS's the corporate process.

[-] Xylight 27 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like saying nothing but undefined is worse.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Especially when there is absolutely no JavaScript in the stack

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If you're reading this, you probably live in a country that is a party to United Nations Convention Against Torture.

If your company is allowing this, please contact your government or another member state.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago

See you in hell

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Junior dev: Oh no what is that symbol? Let me examine the code closely to find out

Senior dev: The form still works. Fuck you.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

At least where I work, the developers who actually wrote the code would probably never see it. We have service staff that deal with an initial problems reported from customers. They'd likely figure out someone actually entered those values.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 33 points 3 weeks ago

You must have exceptionally competent first-level support.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

They are quite well seasoned. But it's also worth noting they are developers as well because the job usually has you debugging things or writing code that needs to be run for the specific customer. Not a large amount of code, but just things that end up being specific to a customer.

And if they have to come to a developer that actually works on the product, it's usually a pain to try and figure out what is going on. Thankfully, this is very uncommon.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

wow this is a good joke’ wonder if it'll work

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago

You'd need to put ’ (specifically) in place of a quotation mark. That is the cp1252 encoding of right single quote in utf 8.

"Wonder if it’ll work?"

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 3 weeks ago

This doesn’t makes any sense!

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago

Must be the updated version of ~~~~####3$3$$%^^~~~! NO CARRIER

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

is there a decnet found satan sub around here?

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] big_slap@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I know what I'll be doing April 1st 🤣

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[-] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly funny, since we don't have GDPR here in the US, I guess this is fair.

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago
[-] dan@upvote.au 3 points 3 weeks ago

Not sure how that's relevant, but some states do have an equivalent to GDPR. California has CCPA for example.

[-] chahk@beehaw.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you think that these days resumes actually reach developers, I have an AI company to sell you.

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