Yup, sorry! I definitely should've checked the sidebar. That one's obviously on me.

Which fictional world are you talking about? "Zombies" vary from fiction to fiction: some are fast; some are slow. Which one specifically do you mean?

Cool. Now all of us fellow nerds are obsessing over the fact that it's a perfect power of two.

"Jesus take the weave" is the closest I could get. Anyone got any better?

Someone please tell me I did good. You have my full permission to lie to me.

If you do this, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

I'll gladly offer myself as a snack.

(it's not a vore thing I just meant that I look cute, like a snack, and support you)

(goddammit no one would have thought it was a vore thing if I hadn't said that)

(LOOK IT'S NOT A V----

Thank you for proving this wrong.

But please let me live in this world where a dongfish has a horngus for just a little while longer.

...... I mean, have you tried diet, exercise, and sleeping more? For more than a week or two?

Outside of a drama TV show where a 1 in a billion case shows up once a week, that's usually a good start.

I want that "floor slut requires your attention" message to be my notification for anything that ever happens in my life.

Meeting at 10? Floor slut requires your attention.

Alarm set for 6? Floor slut requires your attention.

Q: Hey did you finish that report yet?

A: Floor slut requires your attention.

Blazing Saddles openly called out racism and made it the butt of almost all of its jokes. I think both it and Airplane could be made today, and would be received well. Why do you think differently?

The joke of the comic, as it also turns out, is that the two Cueballs dressed up as ninjas were just out to have a fun time teasing Stallman, and they seemed to know that Stallman's paranoia about Microsoft makes him sleep with no fewer than two katana swords near his bed. This type of sword was one of the traditionally made Japanese swords that were used by the samurai of feudal Japan mainly as a sidearm. A ninja or more accurately a Shinobi no mono was basically special forces in feudal Japan. They specialized in espionage, sabatoge, etc. they were a rough combination of MI6, CIA, and Navy SEAL in feudal japan. Although they did not specialize in assassinations, that is something that they could do. Although samurai could also be shinobi/ninjas if they chose to do that job, samurai is a social class while shinobi no mono/ninjas were a job, not a social class. So this makes sense in this comic with Stallman, the samurai, and the ninjas, the lackeys of the oppressing Microsoft (at least in his mind). It also turns out that they specifically choose targets for their raids who have reason to be paranoid of larger companies that might send someone after them, and thus sleep with weapons near their beds. Stallman has received a Katana due to this comic (see the trivia section).

If explaining a joke "kills" it, this violates every single article of the Geneva Convention, and then goes on to commit acts of war so indescribably inhumane that the authors never even considered them (lest their tongues burst into flame on the spot).

Jokes aside, I love ExplainXKCD and have had to check it more times than I'd like to admit.