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[-] sxan@midwest.social 23 points 3 days ago

And under Jesus' hat is another rat.

It's all rats, all the way down.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago
[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago
[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 days ago

Theres a Jesus take the wheel joke in there somewhere

[-] TAYRN@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

"Jesus take the weave" is the closest I could get. Anyone got any better?

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No if it were Jesus he'd kick the moneychangers and pedophiles out of the Vatican and bless the poor with cash. And fishes, 'cause he's a fiend for fish.

[-] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago
[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

I believe that's "ravioli ravioli"

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This also opens the possibility that the Pope is, and I quote, an idiot of elephantine proportions.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

Did someone pass that print through some AI or something? It's full of weird artifacts on the letters

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Jesus be like "more funds to defend pedo priests!"

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Having read the bible and looking at the actions of popes and the catholic church, I think it more likely there is a devil under his hat.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io -1 points 3 days ago

Both imaginary. Checks out

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

I hate to break it to you but the pope does exist

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2024
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