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[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I feel like cumgobblin has untapped potential

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

That's just a synonym for gooner

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] christian@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This is great content, I think there's something here for everyone. See ya later dogbags.

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 17 points 10 months ago

Hey frick you, wank sucker

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 11 points 10 months ago

I'm surpised lib goblin isn't used more often

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

piss off, you dickstick bumwad

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 32 points 10 months ago

Directed at someone eating nachos: You fucking diplord

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Twatnugget sounds like something an anti-natalist would call a baby

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's what a Redditor circa 2014 would call someone if they're trying to be funny and offend someone.

"How dare you insult Neil DeGrasse Tyson? What, do you hate science, you twatnugget?" - u/OccamsSwitchblade, later awarded $85 worth of Reddit gold

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[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Polish language have an answer, baby is called "gówniak" which roughly means shitthing, but in context it would more accurately be something like shitgoblin

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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

I feel like lib sucker and wank clown are grossly underappreciated​. Also, it's missing the evergreen chicken fucker.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know several people who would proudly refer to themselves as the cock lord, is that one even an insult

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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Trumpgoblin, the natural prey of QAnon shamans and druids barbarian wizard

[–] btfod@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Dyno@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i love that 'pissboy' is more frequent than 'piss stain'

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

That's not a piss stain, I just have calico cut pants

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] graymess@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I suspect the one person who said "dip nugget" was talking about something else.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

We should popularise "wankclown" specifically for lemmitors

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I wish there was a center line where the words are repeated, I want to see how often people call each other cumcums

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[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Gonna use this next time I need to spin up a user name for a site. Look out world, here comes Wank-clown!

[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

was wondering why I got called a "douchegoblin" this morning

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

It is I, the poopgoblin

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I see all types of goblins are not that offensive

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[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

The waffle-libs are ruining hexbear!

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I'm happy that at least one person has called someone a libhat.

Dirtlord: and you could have it all…

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[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Silence, cockwaffle

[–] pezhore@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

Quit trying to make Wank Clown happen, it's not going to happen.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

ok fuckstick wankwaffle

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

"libsucker" is so rare because libs ARE the suckers - the bottom of the food chain. there is no more lowly entity that exists to suck them off.

[–] Procapra@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

As the most communist communist, I will now be referring to all of you as "libsuckers" to remind you of your place (beneath me)

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Curious there's ableism surrounding the use of "lib" and "Trump." 🤔

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[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Ooh, I feel like wanknozzle could go places.

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