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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 72 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

say-the-line-bart-1

"Still love the truckkk" say-the-line-bart-2

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 69 points 1 month ago

David Attenborough voice: "Though the Cybertruck has an inedible shell the Common Burglar simply peels the outer layer to access the choice morsels within."

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 61 points 1 month ago
[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Haircuts and toys? Is this like those "adult arcades" I always wanted to go to when I was a kid?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Haircuts and toys? Is this like those "adult arcades" I always wanted to go to when I was a kid?

You will get a haircut.

You will get an ear piercing.

You will walk out with a toy and you will like it.

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

I got a haircut. I got an ear piercing. I got a combination haircut and ear piercing

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Hey at least you don't have to vacuum all the broken pieces of glass from inside your car.

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 61 points 1 month ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

Uncritical support to that car thief.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

You can also pee a cybertruck. You don't even have to be a burglar you can just do it.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

You can also pee a cybertruck.

NOOO THAT VOIDS THE WARRANTY wojak-nooo

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

I would assume if you pee on it it will short out the electric that's all one circuit and either lock forever or open all doors. In the latter, might aswell

[-] Doombot1@lemmy.one 12 points 1 month ago

NOOOO YOULL MAKE IT RUST

[-] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I know what your comment is trying to say, but the typo has me imagining someone having a cybertruck stuck in their urethra and needing to pee it out like a kidney stone.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Apocalypse-proof

"That garbage isn't worth anything and someone already peeled the window to loot all the bazinga junk inside. Move on." disgost

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Excuse you, the Cybertruck so far has suffered exactly zero accidents at the matter-manipulating hands of immortal Egyptian mutant En Sabah Nur

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

YOUR... WARRANTY... IS... OVER!

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

huh

BYD doesnt have these issues

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

the great peel off begins now

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Tyler the creator "hahahaha how the fuck is CyberB̶u̶l̶l̶y̶i̶n̶g̶truck real"

[-] roux@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah brother. Can't wait for next week to see posts about how Tesla recalled all 500,000 units again.

Quick question: were Tesla this shit before the giant goon of a spoiled child did his hostile takeover?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Musk took them over right as the first gen roadsters were being released in 2008 so it seems that they were able to operate fine for over a decade before he got incredibly divorced and started interfering more.

Idk if I’d say fine. QC has never been known to be good on any car after they first rolled off the not dealership lot. The model S and Y took YEARS to get acceptable quality control. The model 3 and y only took a few. The cybertruck being so odd idk how long it’s gonna take for them to get their shit together.

Elon just wanted to make himself more and more the center of attention.

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

a bazinga kkkrakkker jackkkss box that costs $80k +

unlimited all-my-apes-gone on the my-hero burgers

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Crackkker jackoff box. kelly

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Surprisingly, no racism in the comments, and only one guy wishing the cybertruck had machine guns to kill whoever tried to break in. Way less unhinged than other CT forums I've seen.

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

It has a fake x button Facebook is so bad lmao

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

A clever car burglar broke into a vacant Cybertruck by popping one of the windows ajar and then peeling it wide open.

I thought the subheader was a bit confusing. But the text is still confusing. My guess is that burglar used a pry bar in a two or three locations to weaken the glass and then the glass conveniently (and safely) shattered. And then he peeled it down.

After he looked inside the vehicle, the burglar took a tool from the red car and popped ajar the driver side window of the Cybertruck. The glass shattered but the window still kept its shape, probably due to an adhesive layer that keeps the Tesla window glass layers laminated together.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Look at the pic I posted, the article hides it in the background for some reason. It's funnier than you think.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The burglar then peeled down the window

Like a can of sardines!

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

That seems.. normal for car break in. Bust a window and grab.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Usually when you break a car window you'll set off the alarm, if it has one

This piece of shit didn't do anything of the sort

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Comrade cybertruck ain't no narc

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Ahhh! Ok.

Wow, amazing they forgot a window alarm system.

I thought it was a “you can break the windows to get in!” Which is “yes. This applies to everything with a large window”

But the corners that are cut on the $100,000 truck made of corners.. it’s kind of impressive.

[-] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Time to get some "Free Gun" bumper stickers to vandalize these monstrosities with. Seeing more in my city

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Nah that’s too obvious. You want to get NRA stickers or Glock stickers to really sell it to burglars. You can probably get a bulk pack on Aliexpress.

[-] Xirup@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

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