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I've made several alts over the years and it's wild to see how badly wreckers fumble on sounding like a leftist.

I used to think I needed to build more credibility before making a post, but it's not the case at all. If you're cool and stay consistent in your values, people here are so willing to give the benefit of the doubt.

Thanks for being a cool community who bans transphobes, debate lords, and chuds.

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[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 72 points 3 weeks ago

You see it all the time with how they pretend to be black. They'll type out some 1980s parody version of AAVE and think they sound convincing. My favorite, though, is the whole "As a life-long democrat, I'm no longer part of the looney left."

Any actual leftist wouldn't mention membership to the democratic party except as a source of radicalization lmao

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[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

My daddy Black. My mommy Black.

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[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 61 points 3 weeks ago

The main problem with trolls and wreckers who pop up here is that they have no education, whether its politics in general or this site's history

So when they start yapping like strawman versions of us, we spot them immediately

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

When a longer-term Hexbear account has a reactionary meltdown over a specific treat or struggle session, I sometimes wonder if they were some kind of more successful infiltrator that finally lost their patience and couldn't wear the mask any longer. Sometimes those meltdowns are remarkable, almost like a shapeshifter losing their disguise shape.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 51 points 3 weeks ago

If I can pointificate I would say it's equally likely to just be someone who has a personal experience which gave them a reactionary stance on a specific issue, hence meltdown. Always wild to see a ban on a four year account tho.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm glad that HexbearGPT and their "ironic" edgy bullying and veiled bigotry was finally banned. Flew "ironically" too close to the sun at last. sickarus

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 3 weeks ago

I think you put it best when you said they were buried under so many layers of irony that they didn't even know who they were anymore.

[-] HexcraftDirtFarmer@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

You are who you pretend to be, it's pretty simple. The results can be kinda awful to face tho.

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 weeks ago

Nah when I meltdown it'll be because I'm emotionally unstable and have shit takes

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[-] Procapra@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

"Hello fellow leftists, I have this new ideology called "trickle-down anarchy" where the anarchy trickles down from the state! Pretty cool huh?"

[-] destroyamerica@lemmygrad.ml 56 points 3 weeks ago

the fun ones are accounts that have writing styles and other quirks that are so specific you immediately know it's a banned user's new account. there's one user that is so distinct I know one of their accounts on multiple platforms without actually trying to keep track of them lol

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Were you there for the guy who expressed his hatred for pumpkin spice drinks through Hanna Barbera usernames?

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh I FORGOT all about PSL

wait that was the hana barbera themed guy right

oh yeah that's the good stuff

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[-] ShariaLawZ@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

BMF? Pretty sure they are Open_Commune on the TrueAnon subreddit. They make GOOD posts that are only half coherent

[-] destroyamerica@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 3 weeks ago

user I'm referring to went by "pluto" on hexbear, although I'm sure BMF is probably pretty easy to identify wherever they go lol

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The numerous "porn star name and politician name lol" melange chud was one of them. I didn't find them particularly fun though, especially when the "Ron Jeremy" version bullied numerous comrades off this site all in the name of "loving us all" and demanding "normalcy" during a pandemic during New Years, such as "kissing a stranger." Mysterious hangers-on accounts showed up to continue the bullying of "shut-ins" for days afterward.

I hate that piece of shit more than any other former long-term account that eventually got banned.

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[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 56 points 3 weeks ago

Hi! What's yiur favourite kind of violence to dole out on 'normies' and 'right wingnuts'

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 60 points 3 weeks ago

Please frase this as an actionable threat against an individual, in a specific locale please ahahaha

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

Haha me 2 ;)

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 55 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My "favorites" are the ones who believe we're all frothing NazBols who hate minorities

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes we get nazbols here. Remember that "OrganizeOrDie" nazbol that was wishing death upon people with depression?

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago

I do not in fact remember this person, and based on your description of them, that's something to be thankful for.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

They were called OrganizeOrDie, but they made something like ten alts over the next few days, screaming increasingly mass-murdery power fantasies about what (ableist slurs here) deserved for failing their idea of what real revolution ought to be.

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[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 49 points 3 weeks ago

Hello everyone I am new here my name is John Q Communist hey did you ever think that black people....

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 46 points 3 weeks ago

07 I'm relatively new but I agree

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

One year is relatively new considering how old the site is now!

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago
[-] pastalicious@hexbear.net 43 points 3 weeks ago

And then us old account havers get cancelled for having lawns! And I wouldn’t have it any other way. Dandelions 4 life! Unlimited weeds on the suburban world!

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

Did somebody actually get banned for (presumably) getting mad/hostile over a lawn discussion? lol, lmao even.

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

pronouns, cats, rocks, beans, lawns,

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

downbears, fedi drama, cooking oils,

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago

My favorite was that one who simultaneously started a thread that seemed perfectly innocuous and normal while immediately tossing out slurs in another thread

It's like, the site ain't that big, you're on the front page smearing yourself with shit and going "I am a normal leftist, like you all"

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Hello fellow leftists, don't you think we deserve a little revenge?"

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago

We have the best mods, don't we folks? We love them so very much trump-enlightened

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Ok I was offline for like... 20 hours tops. What happened this time?

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing to my knowledge. I was just reflecting on my new account and how nobody has ever given me shit while my alts were new.

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