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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Reminder that the bear was a wild shaped druid, aka a person, and not like, a regular bear.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (11 children)

"This little girl is actually a 3000 year old vampire" excuse

[–] somename@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Not really the same, simply because there’s not a mass contingent of real life bear fuckers that this would be encouraging and supporting.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

there’s not a mass contingent of real life bear fuckers

You are on Hexbear

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean do we know that tho

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Yes. There would be corpses.

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[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It does have sentience and can consent though because it's actually an adult(better be) hooman that can shapeshift. So I get it, but it IS different.

But idk how quickly you could explain that to someone who caught you jerking it to the cutscene, who's trying to leave ASAP.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It does have sentience and can consent though

So can the 3000 year old vampire with the body of an 8 year old.

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

nerd actually some vampire lore states that a vampire turned that young would retain the impulsiveness and the mind of a child and therefore they cannot consent

[–] JayTreeman@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As an adult with ADHD, does that mean I can't consent? My gf will be very upset to learn she's been taking advantage of me

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

and the mind of

seems like the more important part

[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can say it's furry porn? The other is probably gonna get you elected president?

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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He can also wildshape into a badger, but Hexbear isn't ready for that conversation

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"feral" will never beat the allegations

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Sure, okay. So let's be consequentialists here. 3000 year old with the body of an 8 year old as a fetish generally would mean that if acted on the victims would be fairly defenseless. Someone plays bg3 and genuinely wants to fuck a bear, if acted on the perpetrator would die a horrific death and the would be victim would carry on its day. There is no realistic scenario where someone is gonna fuck a bear, so who cares if they want to?

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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

More of a "The Pokemon Ditto can breed with a dead tree, an electric rat, a set of keys, a whale, an ice cream cone, a meteorite, a bear trap and a kangaroo" excuse

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I'm not excusing anything. If people want to fuck their magically transmogrified druid situationship then more power to them. Have fun. Definitely don't tell your bearfriend to sit on your face a bear weighs 800 lbs.

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Even if it was just a bear, the bear can consent. He can easily mail you and eat you, so you asume if it's going along with you it's consenting, same argument mc afee used to justify his afair with that whale

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

same argument mc afee used to justify his afair with that whale

wot

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

John McAfee the gift that keeps on giving.

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

You shouldn’t be thanking me

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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you sure the druid wasn't a civilshaped bear?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

hexbear-retro it's not like I like you or anything... baka

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 years ago

There's an RFK joke in here somewhere

[–] Starlet@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

oh, so NOW you are concerned about data privacy, okay

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You only have right to bear arms, not other parts.

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[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago
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[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why did they gave the bear those fuck me eyes

[–] PapaEmeritusIII@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Because it’s a scene about fucking the bear, duh

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

You're God Damn Right

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Man or bear? Sometimes both

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Now give us the water elemental.

For science.

And deep cleaning.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I thought more than 200k people played this game??

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

If you were alone in a vidya game, who would you rather bump into...

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