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[-] yemmly@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

He doesn’t look so moisturized to me.

[-] ekky@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 months ago

Should have seen him before!

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago
[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago
[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago

Looks like the crypt keeper from Tales from the Crypt

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago

He did his best, but the attic is really dry.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 8 points 3 months ago

He’s 39, but doesn’t look a day over 93.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

That's only because it's a headshot.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

ya know I could use some more focused people in my inner circle.

thumbs up for me.

[-] pero@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

Tell him to come downstairs for a drink

[-] PlainSimpleGarak@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Sure. He seems relatively harmless. Perhaps he'll share his moisturizing tips.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

If youre gonna park in my attic dont forget to add 'prone' to your bio

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago

Good, can you get rid of the rats up there?

[-] Cypher@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Good. I like it when prey fights back.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 3 months ago

He seems like a nice man.

[-] Lotarion@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Why does he look like malnourished Father Elijah

[-] AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

wowie this federal lemming or whatever has got some EHSPICY memes

this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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