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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

> gets one of like 15 cybertrucks that actually somewhat works

> dies instantly

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago

His tombstone will read "still love the truck tho"

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago

I never thought I'd live in a world where The Homer seems like a reasonable vehicle choice.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

Then again, the Canyonero is just a regular truck now, so what do I know?

[-] roux@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

country-fried truck endorsed by a clown

lea-think

[-] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

A coworker has an enormous 7 seat affront to pedestrian safety that carries him and two car seats. 65 tons of American pride!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Holy shit, there is nothing left of that piece of shit

Also the car mostly burned up

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Tin fucking coffin.

Amazing how history is repeating itself as farce. Drugged out rich dude building a wild ass car that sucks out of stainless steel. First time around it was pretty cool, plus he trafficked coke inside the frame and we got some good movies out of it.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

yeah at least the last guy did some cool trafficking crimes instead of the nerdy financial rules bending shit our current one gets up to

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

And the Delorian is probably actually safer with it's 40 year old engineering.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Just you wait until they reboot Back to the Future with a cybertruck.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Late-Zoomer Marty McFly going back in time to 1995 and having to get his parents to bone at a Hootie and the Blowfish concert

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Whomever produces it, funds it, or participates in it, needs to take a trip in a malfunctioning Cyber Truck.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Xi did this to make Elon look bad.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago
[-] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago
[-] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

critical support to telsa's war on its own customers

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Struck a culvert? Like how big was it

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Texas-sized culvert.

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

If you go all in on the Elonverse you can get a special app to turn your brain implant into a dead-person switch that detonates the lithium batteries in your cyber truck when you stop being alive.

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