I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted 'this ni🅱️🅱️a eating beans' & everyone laughed.
Why did you have 🅱️eans in the theater tho? Forget that question, what type of 🅱️eans were they? Did you also have sausage or toast?
O🅱️iously 🅱️acon 🅱️aked 🅱️eans
🅱️lliteration
I have a cat named Beans, here ya go:
made me smile :)
Awww
Wait! Have we come full circle? Is Orbs the end before we come back to Beans?
In the appropriate topology projection, all beans are orbs
It’s part of a greater cosmic cycle. We aren’t the first to embrace the beans and we won’t be the last
coming soon: crabs
Sorry but have orbs laying around somewhere you can borrow.
I pondered the orbs and came beans
Sauce?
Of course. What kind of sociopath would eat plain dry beans?
The kind that eats them in the theater?
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