Chapotraphouse

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submitted 2 years ago by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The second you clock in do your daily shit and piss, just ten minutes every day for the whole year and you get a free week of PTO.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 8 points 2 years ago

"the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. that's why I shit on company time."

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I usually get a free week within a month...

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

eric-andre

So... Birds be shitting

💩 penguin-dance 💩

point-and-laugh-1 point-and-laugh-2

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bird up.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Snail down!

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

on average

I, too, shit just once on days I don't work.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

What's the median? Maybe there's just a few very prolific poopers...

[–] commiecapybara@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Me when I have an IBS flare-up

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Better start eating chili's then

Both the pepper and the chain restaurant

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

IBS be like