the good ol' blasphemous "jesus fucking christ"

In places where I can say fuck: "Ah, fuck."
In places where I can't say fuck: "Ah, ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffudge."

I've got two that i don't know where they started. If something happens suddenly like stubbing my toe or being surprised/scared I'll literally go "GOLLY" If I'm angry at getting killed in Overwatch or something I go " Suck my left dick" which I can't trace at all

blyad

blin

I don't actually speak RU

recently i've noticed myself saying "god damn you" to inanimate objects a lot. it goes much harder than just "god damn it"

Death to America

"fucking dogshit"

I have dogs, and sometimes they have that really huge smelly poop that instantly falls apart when touched. Trying to clean the yard can be an exercise in frustration. That frustration translates.

• Wah! (an actual demonstration of sadness feels healthy)

Best said with Waluigi pronunciation

fugg

I blame Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures for teaching me "Aiya!" and my usage had only gotten more frequent.

YEBAAAAAT'

Muthafuckin gahdamn orange peel beef

Around others: crap

Just me: either crap or shite

I say "Christ on sale" a lot, which I think I first heard in an episode of Archer. Otherwise usually just an ad chain of invective.

I'm a simple them raised by Sam Jackson movies; "motherfuck" and all its possible variants dependent on the source of the bullshit. That, "scheisse", "blin", and "blyat". Blame Rammstein and a misspent childhood in 1.6 lobbies for those last three.

Around kids: shazbot

Alone or around adults: well, shitfire.

Usually "god fucking dammit" or "jesus fucking christ" or "for fucks sake" but anything with ye olde f-bomb will do in a pinch

What the fluff

it's either "dagnabit" or "fuck me with a rake"

fuck. simple

Motherfuck

Ay what

[Name of person I'm talking to], what the fuck?

Removed

I've been doing AH BOB SAGET basically since that video was first around

Fuck me sideways

Or some expletive in a language other than English. Cursing in English doesn't have the same impact.

Probably "Oh hell", courtesy of my crush on Captain John Sheridan.

The usual f--- word

Others: Pu---- Ina

Sacre Quebecois: calice, sacrement, not to repeat the t-word

I just say "problem" usually

Shit on my balls

Fuckin' Hell

what the frick

"oh cock". Got it from James May

"god [fucking] damn it" and you've gotta enunciate each word. great for when you break something, accidentally hurt yourself, or get bad news. has a lot of range. use the word fucking as optional spice.

RIP Robin

Fuck me in the goat ass

"fuck my nuts" or "gods balls"

Different Variations of "Chinga tu Madre"

Frick

• "Chërt!" or "Chërt voz'mí!"
• "Yabeé!" or "Yabai!" — in an exaggerated Russian accent due to phonetic similarity to yebát'
• "Crikey!" — in an exaggerated Steve Irwin impression
• "PIAZZA DI SAN MARCO!" — idiosyncratic minced oath of pizdéts
• "Yowzers in the trousers!" — idiosyncratic
• "FAEN!" — straight from the soul
• "HELVETE!" or more often "HÆLLVETTE!" — also straight from the soul

Oh god, my goodness, fuck me in the ass

Really like "shit sucking - mother fuckin'"