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Seriously, I am tired of the stereotypes of leftists in the west being and looking like children of the ‘mids’ as the fash call it ie weak as fuck. And almost to a large degree, it’s true.

I see chuds everywhere when I go to the dispensary, and they’re smoking fat doinks. They're blazing that dank ass shit. I don’t care if you’re short, fat, ugly, tall, diseased, you have to be fucking stoned and faded and you have to smoke that gas. You want to help the cause? Help yourself. Do it for vanity, do it for others, do it for the greater good, I don’t care. Fucking mobilize and get the highest you can get and be the most zooted you can be.

It’s hard, but so is literally everything. Just know this is going to take 3-4 years of consistency. If you’re starting out, don’t worry about a plan, and just smoke weed all day long. Your biggest goal at this point is consistency, 5 days a week. Do that over 3-4 years, and pack progressive bowls every single day whether that be kind bud or named strains or whatever.

I want you fuckers to be fucking wrecked jesus fuck. Fuck your health, smoke that brick weed for all I care, but be baked while doing it. Slowly start doing more functional things such as dabs or edibles or w/e to truly maximise your stoner potential

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[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've been high for longer than a lot of you have been alive

sometime between the invasions of afghanistan and iraq I decided to just be high all day every day

do drugs

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When covid hit I decided to just be high 90% of the time, highly recommend

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

For a while there I think I went months without being sober. I was being a true hero sitting on my couch taking massive bong rips and playing Stardew

[–] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Blessed are posters this day with a new format.

[–] Groggio@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The smoking of kindly special herbs, thustly inhaled and duely savored, rendereth ye a soft swerving of the body and aloofness of mind. you-are-a-serf

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

it is known

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

no more half measures walter

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Is getting high as a kite going to help me make a suit of armor out of plow moldboards?

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I'm going to go ahead and say yes

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

RDJ was picked for IronMan because of his deep personal experience with getting super high and doing weird projects.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why did I read "RDJ" as "Ray the Dwock Johnson"

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

I read it as Run Da Jewels

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Ray Dwilliam Johnson

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Yes. Take some drugs and start welding.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] DrJenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I've probably been blazing longer than most of you libs have been alive. And why stop at weed? Do coke. Do Adderall. Do MDMA. Do LSD. Do Ketamine. Be safe and do some research on harm reduction. And ensure you don't do dangerous combos (Xanax and alcohol is VERY dangerous). Pro tip: candyflip (MDMA and LSD) is fucking awesome.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

why stop at weed?

All the other stuff would be hard and illegal to obtain. Weed rocks though.

[–] windowlicker@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

coke is great but so easy to end up overusing. i had to stop myself before it got like that and lots of people have had similar experiences it seems.

[–] DrJenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Oh 100%. Definitely the most addictive drug I listed. I make a point not to save the phone numbers of any coke dealers. I try to keep it to ~4 times a year (usually less tbh).

And psychedelics can have bad effects, especially for folks who have a family history of schizophrenia or bi-polar disorder. And don't over use these either as it can lead to HPPD.

And MDMA can mess with your brain chemistry, it's best to keep use to around once every 3 months I think.

Overdoing Ketamine can cause kidney issues.

Be smart folks and do your research! And if available to you, get some fentanyl test strips and test your shit!

[–] windowlicker@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago

why must everything fun be so bad for you??

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyHo@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 11 months ago

Reading it with this amazing voice

[–] windowlicker@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

hell yeah comrade i took a huge rip to this after reading stalin-smokin

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago

consuming drugs is a bourgeois activity

[–] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

I got all these chuds one upped anyways. I used to stick needles full of heroin in my arm

I'm more of a hedonist than they could ever hoped to be.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

I try to take my suffering raw as a general rule, but I've been wanting spirits as of late.

[–] Tom742@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] roux@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Chef's kush kelly

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Keeping it a milli fam. Getting turnt all the time. Took some shrooms and welded up a bucket full of caltrops the other day. Literally on my psycho arch.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

But sir, this is a McDonalds.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] NoamParenti@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago
[–] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 11 months ago

I have a volcano that I recently got back from repairs and I missed this thing so bad; having to smoke out of a bong for like 8 months sucked ass and I felt like I was blowing through my pack like it was nothing

Anyway I'm literally high 24/7 it's my only treatment for the AuDHD

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

I really try to limit myself to once a week though :/ but it sounds like such a good cause.

[–] whogivesashit@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Way ahead of you. I've been working from home high 24/7 for like 4 years now.