This isn't the first time this happened. She also stretched out all my dark magician girl t-shirts by wearing them all at once and asked me who was cuter. This is bullshit.
would you rather have stretched jeans and a wife with a dump truck ass or unstretched jeans and a wife with Hank Hill ass? I know which one I'd pick
False dichotomy. I want my pants back.
Those are pretty cool pants, I dunno
this post gives off major dirt owl energy wtf
Sounds like you found a keeper.
You need to get some clothes that match your wife's stats. She obviously has way more than 4000 def
your wife truly loves you and it is cute how she discards your fashion crimes without hurting your feelings...
Is that what's she's doing? I need to hide my millenium puzzle necklace before she destroys that too.
this also works .. Hid them all ... maybe hide them in a Box next to the trash or you could dig a hole and bury them .. its important that you find a place where they are non accessible to you and to her... this way they are Safe and she also has no motive anymore..
just wear them in the dryer for a lil bit
How dare she
w2c?
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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