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This isn't the first time this happened. She also stretched out all my dark magician girl t-shirts by wearing them all at once and asked me who was cuter. This is bullshit.

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[-] an_engel_on_earth@hexbear.net 50 points 3 months ago

would you rather have stretched jeans and a wife with a dump truck ass or unstretched jeans and a wife with Hank Hill ass? I know which one I'd pick

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

False dichotomy. I want my pants back.

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Those are pretty cool pants, I dunno

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

this post gives off major dirt owl energy wtf

[-] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Sounds like you found a keeper.

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

You need to get some clothes that match your wife's stats. She obviously has way more than 4000 def

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

your wife truly loves you and it is cute how she discards your fashion crimes without hurting your feelings...

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Is that what's she's doing? I need to hide my millenium puzzle necklace before she destroys that too.

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

this also works .. Hid them all ... maybe hide them in a Box next to the trash or you could dig a hole and bury them .. its important that you find a place where they are non accessible to you and to her... this way they are Safe and she also has no motive anymore..

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

just wear them in the dryer for a lil bit

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

How dare she

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2024
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