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[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago
[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

it is just now dawning on me that a nonzero number of people have likely cum to this clip.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

They made a whole community for this kinda posting chomsky-yes-honey we move further from the lords light

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

We need Volcel Bombs Not Food to do some close air support

[-] charly4994@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

How do I delete someone else's website?

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

I’m no prude, but it kind of weirds me out how people manage to be that horny about these particular people at this particular time.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

Reddit Delenda Est

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

Next posters to further expound on the sexualization of these politicians gets banned. Quit being gross.

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Why do people sexualize politicians? Admittedly I think AOC is attractive but I can't ever say I thought to myself, man, I hope she garners more power over people and somehow also ends up more naked.

I dunno. I'm probably the weird one.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Its my kink

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

See who can cum further, Donald or Joe

There. I said it.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Not gonna lie to ya chief, neither of those guys is blasting anything, let alone with kinetic force

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Apparently you've never heard of hands free cumming from butt action. I would top either of them so hard, they would cum like it was their first time.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

what-the-hell

Easily the single most cursed thing I have seen on bearsite

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

I'll tag you when I manage to surpass this owl-wink

[-] BlorpTheHagraven@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

I would pay money to see it and then immediately blind myself

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Rope olympics you could have, like a contest where you gotta do like, the high jump. Or you could have long jump but you gotta bust at the end for extra feet.

The discus where you gotta spin around and time it right using centrifugal force at a target.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

The triple jump, where each jump is a spurt

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The sprint is just whoever can bust fastest.

Just imagining a dude squatting down with a stopwatch at the ready tensely watching someone crank it so he can clock the time.

or the ultra high FPS slow mo photo finish.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago
[-] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

yeah, he still has access to the White House pharmacy

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Good point tho actually, his meds could affect his shot

Anything that helps the brain probably is bad for your dick

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago
[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna delete the internet

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago
[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago
[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

How about 'lets not', Reddit-- for either of those ghouls to sufficiently self-lubricate, you'd have to execute at least a dozen carceral slaves in front of them to get the motor running; and that's an unacceptable waste of a political prisoner's life

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

Finally US politics are starting to make some sense.

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 months ago

Bro WTF 🤮🤮🤮

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Why can't people be fucking normal one time just once holy shit guys try doing it once

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

death to reddit

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Hey man yeah, thanks for joining me in this discord call. okay so i've got a screenshot here of a post you made on the subreddit /r/politically_NSFW a few days ago... yes that one. So you're not in trouble right now, I just wanted to get your perspective here; why did you say that? Why would that happen? Can you explain what exactly that would even mean? You know it's just pee right? No this isn't really a debate, the science is settled. Okay well if some women can do it then why would you assume- no that was a deepfake man, that wasn't real. I think we're getting off track here, look,

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 months ago
[-] thetaT@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

ეს რა ჯანდაბაა

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Chłopak odreagowuje po roku ciągłego patrzenia na Trumpa i Bidena.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

What the fuck? I hope this is the worst thing I see today, because if it’s not I’m having a really bad day.

[-] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna do an adventurism on Reddit's servers /s

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