From Utah of course: https://rodeoprogram.com/ut5results/rgn1rod160.htm
I'm Tuckyn Steele, master shoplifter
Tuckyn Steele could be a good drag name
There was a one off character on Regular Show called Tuck Packer and I always thought that as well
Dibs on Cash Sweat cuz I like money but I also sweat profusely
I'm Hart Ware pronounced Hardware, and let me tell you about these nuts
Lmfaooooooooooooo
Boys Barrels
When he turns 18 he becomes Mens Barrels
Bunch of Bobson Dugnutt ass motherfuckers
Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Hold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Crunch Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Beef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchmeat
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
I salute your patriotism for memorizing the starting lineup of America's favorite triple A baseball team, the West Missouri Mudsnakes.
This is the scoreboard on every roguelike I've ever played.
Steele Raygun pew pew pew
so many of these could easily be reversed and would be more normal names
I can already hear the "๐ถ It's the great American Hall of Names ๐ถ"
I'm definitely Tuckyn ๐
Tuck 'n Dangle's Greatest Hits! 
I don't even know which are the surnames and which are the given names.
if the comma wasn't there i would assume the surnames were given names
the name's Neckbone Pulham, but momma just called me Kash.
I'm definitely Bronc Heiney
i'm the REAL McCoy Sweat sweaty
I'ma Bronc so hard rn
I like Haze Hunt's black metal band but all the manifesto and gnostic kabbalah stuff goes over my head
Are these the horse's names?
Oh I'm definitely 23.614
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
2.01 away from greatness
Call me Holden Gammon
Tuckyn Anderson? Alright, Tuckyn Andy over here 
This is way too funny to be real
Lol, I also posted this
People sleeping on Tru Richards imo
Heiner Bronc sounds like the text in one of those AI soldier pics.
TRU RICHARDS 
One third of those are stripper names, one third are weed strains and the rest are plantation owners
I'm still 50/50 on steele raygun being a stripper or a strain
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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