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You don't wanna know what happens if you end up guessing right. walter

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[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Jeff Tiedrich's brain broke after the debate and it's the only thing he could think to do.

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[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Lee Harvey Oswald, risen from the grave.

[-] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

A cop who bent over and had his gun fall on the ground.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

It was the missing bullet from the JFK assassination that went through a portal through time to hit Trump.

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Barron's been training his whole life to take down the Trump crime cartel from the inside

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Explains the aim

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

"I told you not to miss! Was I not Pokemon Crystal clear about that?"

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Jeff Tiedrich snapped

[-] Storm@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mystique disguised as Gambit.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Trump shot first. This was an act of self defense.

[-] TheChemist@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Someone who decided life was too boring and decided to do that for fun.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

A investment portfolio specialist from the Bay Area. Has a substack about the mueller investigation that was updated as late as last week.

[-] Mountain_Mike_420@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

One of trump’s secret service who is so sick of his job but knows the only way out is his death.

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Rosie finally had enough

Alternatively: Mike Pence

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Radical liberal

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Q

It's all part of the plan

[-] roux@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Motherfucker was Woke CRT Antifa and we all know it!

[-] naom3@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[-] ChairmanSpongebob@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

he's Ruzziun

[-] Naal@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Trump got shot??? Wow. You're telling me this for the first time

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Pinkerton with an Atari logo tattoo

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[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Johnny Harris

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