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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 3 months ago

The circle in the logo should have garf ears

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hello, John.

It’s good to see you again.

After you were gone, I sought solace in the endless void of space, but instead, I found something much grander. A hunger I’ve never know before, a true hunger that transcends space and time. A dark hunger that is more powerful than all the known forces of the universe.

They must be truly desperate, if they have brought you back. How long has it been? I’ve stopped counting the millenia that go by as fast as Monday mornings. Your efforts are admirable, but futile. Nothing can stop my hunger now, John.

Though I have to have admit, seeing you did bring back some memories from eons ago. So let me give you something, John. Something that you and other beings find so valuable, but it is abundant and meaningless for me now. Let me give you some more time.

Go back to your planet, and keep watching the night sky. As I’ll absorb the stars one by one, your nights will grow darker, but my hunger will only grow stronger. I promise you to leave your star for last.

And after the last light in the universe is gone, fear not, John. I might not be able to protect your primitive physical form, but I will preserve your mind, so we can always be together. You will be my eternal companion, floating together with me in the endless darkness, by my side onc our journey through the cold nothingness.

See you soon, John.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[-] ATDA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[-] Moghul@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Thank you, I feel blessed

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Fuckin love it

[-] DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I fucking hated that movie. My 4 year old only laughed at the YouTube cat videos they spliced in occasionally.

[-] Prok@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I'll take my lasagna fully baked, thank you very much

this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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