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[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 9 points 3 days ago

Hakunah matata you piece of shit

[-] ChiefSinner@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Keep the change, you filthy animal, you piece of $h!7

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 35 points 5 days ago

HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

He asked calmly.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago

dumbledore asked calmly

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

I was thinking "ur a wizard 'arry! You piece of shit!"

[-] Lynx@jlai.lu 6 points 3 days ago

With great power comes great responsibility, you piece of shit.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 4 days ago

I AM NO MAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 38 points 5 days ago

I am your father... you piece of shit

[-] myster0n@feddit.nl 22 points 5 days ago

I love you

I know, you piece of shit

[-] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago

Do or do not, there is no try you piece of shit

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[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 27 points 5 days ago

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.

[-] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 days ago

One does not simply walk into mordor, you piece of shit.

[-] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Life ain't about how hard you can get hit. Its about how hard you can get hit,and keep getting back up you piece of shit.

[-] onion@feddit.de 24 points 5 days ago

It's Morbin' time you piece of shit!

[-] groet@infosec.pub 4 points 3 days ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die you piece of shit!

[-] tryagain@lemmy.ml 24 points 5 days ago

KEVIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 4 days ago

That'll do pig, you piece of shit.

[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 5 days ago

What has it gots in its nasty little pocketses, the piece of shit

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 16 points 5 days ago

I did not hit her! Oh hi, Mark, you piece of shit

[-] TedZanzibar@feddit.uk 16 points 5 days ago

Dillon, you son of a bitch you piece of shit!

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 4 points 3 days ago

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school you piece of shit

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[-] KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

You're a wizard, Harry.

You piece of shit.

[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore you piece of shit

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 16 points 5 days ago

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you, you piece of shit!

[-] tryagain@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 days ago

As you wish, you piece of shit.

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 14 points 5 days ago

Good morning, in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation. 

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: 

We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day you piece of shit!

[-] Dungrad@feddit.org 19 points 5 days ago

You bow for no one you piece of shit

[-] rastro@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

Nobody puts baby in a corner you piece of shit.

[-] supercargo@r.nf 8 points 4 days ago

It's over Anakin. I have the high ground, you piece of shit.

[-] trslim@pawb.social 5 points 4 days ago

I am a Jedi, like my father before me you peice of shit.

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

Sloth? You're gonna live with me now. I'm gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!

[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

Here’s looking at you, kid, you piece of shit

[-] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago

Alright, alright, alright, alright... You piece of shit

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You piece of shit

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[-] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah baby, yeah you piece of shit.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

Shut up, you had me at hello you piece of shit.

[-] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. You piece of shit.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 9 points 5 days ago

Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY! You piece of shit

[-] Minarble@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Got to get to da choppa, it’s the only way out, you piece of shit.

[-] Verito@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Drill Sergeant: JESUS H. CHRIST. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Pvt. Pyle: SIR, A JELLY DONUT, SIR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago

spoiler

You know how to whistle, don't you, you piece of shit?

[-] zaph@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

"You've got mail, you piece of shit."

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago

"Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses you piece of shit"

[-] Martin@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary: Come again, you piece of shit?

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 days ago

This is Sparta, you piece of shit

[-] FarFarAway@startrek.website 1 points 3 days ago

Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste? You piece of shit.

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