Probably a good time to stock up on toilet paper and N95's!
But then how do you poop if no one is begging? Uhh, asking for a friend.
Adobe is just two guys who hate each other.
Ah, but as you say, people only care when they're "going to" lay in it, meaning they're not in the bed yet. Once you're in bed, you pretty much never need to specify the left or right side, you can say "shit, i spilled a drink on your side!"
So, since we only care about left and right sides while we're not in bed, I say who cares about the in-bed perspective. What matters is how it is oriented while you're standing up and looking at it. So that's how I'd assign left and right side.
It's good for a snack!
I'm gonna guess the original version of this joke said "crashed" instead of "fell over", cause then it would actually be ambiguous enough for the premise to work.
How about "it's easier then shaving everyday"?
You did something due to peer pressure at an age when kids are obsessed with fitting in. In the course of doing so, you realized it was wrong and you stopped. Even now, presumably years later, you still feel bad about it. I'd say you're good, every single one of us has done things (often involving inappropriate actions) we look back on and regret. You're fine.
I know this won't happen, but I really wish we could just all stop talking about him all together.
We know. Twitter had every right to perform this dick move. They did nothing technically wrong, in acting shitty to one of their users.
I feel like besides being a silly title, I feel like it would rub me the wrong way if I worked at that company with any other title.
Because of the implication.