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this post was submitted on 13 May 2024
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It'd be really funny if the driver was actually sober at the time, but was still using "self-drive". Then, it just punches straight through the roundabout and road signs:
"I swear officer, I only started drinking after the accident to settle my nerves and come to grips with the fact that my car just tried to kill me! (still love the truck though)"
I personally know someone who used the "I didn't start drinking until I got home!" thing successfully, and unless they get witnesses to this person being drunk before the accident, I fully expect it will work in this instance, too.
They actually did something to fill this loophole where i live in a topical case from when i was a kid