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[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Anyone else a bit suspicious of a skinny chef?

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago

Nah, most good chefs are cigarette addicted and depressed, that keeps them skinny

[-] McSudds_@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Most chefs I've known are addicted to a lot more than just cigarettes

[-] el_abuelo@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

And as an ex smoker I can tell you, cigarettes aren't very good at keeping you skinny.

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Quitting is pretty good at making you fat tho lmao (speaking from experience)

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Work 18 hours, spend it on blow, crash in the alley by the dumpsters, wake up, work another 18 hours.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

How do they taste anything? Smoking dulls your tastebuds.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well I was in catering the owner was the taster and he didn't smoke and drank only luke warm espresso in one gulp. I know because he explained it to me many times.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yes very much so. There was this bakery I would go to when I was a teen who had the best chocolate chip cookies ever. The woman behind the counter stood taller than pretty much any woman I have ever seen and her obesity made me wonder how she could even stand.

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