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[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 72 points 9 months ago
[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Its when your internet goes out and you need to rely on the porn and pirated movies you have downloaded. If you don't have any downloaded then you are pretty much dead.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago

15-20 years ago I remember digging through my internet cache when this happened

[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Life can be hard. Always be ready for when this shit happens lol.

[-] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 1 points 9 months ago

In the land of government shutting down internet, the porn stash guy is king

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

That's when you tether your phone.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

offline is also when the powers out :(

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago

That’s where “egirls” are revealed to be “lo-fi-men”

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago

When a soccer player receives a pass which originated when they were already beyond the deepest defender

[-] AscendantSquid@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

That's offsides, offline is where you go to work in a cubicle and wear a suit and tie and have meetings.

[-] robotica@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

That's office, offline is when you drive on terrain not generally suited for everyday transport

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's behind the second-last defender. The last defender is, usually, the goalie but it really doesn't matter for the call. You can also not be off-side in your own half, or after directly receiving the ball after a throw-in, goal kick or corner kick or if the ball originated from either an opposing player or from a team mate that would already be considered off-side should they receive a ball (as in your teammate defeated the defenders in regular play with the ball). Furthermore, off-side is never applied to any backward pass, it must be from a pass toward the enemy goal.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 16 points 9 months ago

I don't know, but it sounds awful.

[-] Arelin@lemmy.zip 14 points 9 months ago

It sounds off-ful

I'm sorry

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

A somewhat meh, forgotten comedy movie from 2016, directed by Guilherme Trindade (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3556230/)

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

I know it neither. Does someone have a download link?

[-] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A GIRL!

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

It's like when you take a convo 1:1 out of the group chat

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