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[-] Vej@lemm.ee 92 points 11 months ago

Why do we need a preserving corpse box. By the time I die, I will be more micro plastics than man. I will not decay. I will be embalmed by plastic symbiosis.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 30 points 11 months ago

One last boost for the economy at Earth's expense

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago

who can afford to die in this economy?

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I certainly can't

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

dying costs nothing to the deceased. The monetary expense becomes any survivors' problem.

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

So it's actually selfish to have kids?

[-] FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Always has been.

[-] OrderedChaos@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Soo you're saying we should melt you down and make Legos out of you?

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

I'd sign up for that. A new lease on eternal life!

[-] Darken@reddthat.com 6 points 11 months ago

Hell gets a little hotter every time someone step on you

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

But there's no hell for Lego bricks, they just spend their non-biodegradable eternity scattered across children's bedroom floors.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

By the time the next generation dies, this may be the only way to own Legos, with the company long since having gone over to a subscription service where your new lease on life is their only alternative to leasing Legos!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Not to mention around here, by law that box goes in another box (a cement vault) so how many boxes I gotta pay for

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