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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago

Ya'll. He has a chastity cage because of how he fucken plays DDR. Good fucken lord, look at that shit.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

90% of the time when I've seen someone going ape shit in DDR they're standing exactly like this

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world -3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It says on the arcade machine not to hold onto that rail. Page 9, sticker 7. https://www.manualslib.com/manual/1756526/Konami-Dance-Dance-Revolution.html?page=9#manual. Most people who did this received injuries, not high scores.

Edit: This is the manual, the company made. The engineers wrote the specifications. It says right there not to grab it. It doesn't matter what people use it for. It was factually not designed to grab during play. This is a first hand example of facts not meaning shit to the human species.

[-] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Boy you couldn't be wronger here, pretty much every perfect attack champion plays like this because it's an unfair advantage. We shamed these people at our arcade but it doesn't stop them from setting the highest scores no matter how stupid it looks. Dancing stage fixes this problem well enough.

[-] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 9 points 9 months ago

It literally says verbatim: "please do not lean or hang on the handrail"

LEAN or HANG. Not saying the guy isn't doing that, but it says nothing about just grabbing it? You can grab it just fine.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world -5 points 9 months ago

Dude, what do you do when you grab it? You usually follow the grab with your weight. Nobody is just holding it shyly like their first date at the movies. They're putting their weight on it so they don't slide off-axis to the dance pad arrows. The intended use doesn't matter anyway, because this was a sign of a disrespectful player. If you did this while up against someone else you were a dirty player. Thats the truth. Thats why this comment on the chastity belt is funny.

[-] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

And why exactly is it considered "dirty" to begin with? Because its EFFECTIVE. This is what you do to get an advantage, like someone already said.

[-] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 2 points 9 months ago

I bet you're a spinner at foosball as well.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world -2 points 9 months ago

Because it shows you don't have the coordination to stay on the mat....

[-] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 7 points 9 months ago

It has absolutely nothing to do with coordination in the slightest, wtf are you on about?

By offloading some of your weight even if only a little, you can move your feet faster. This is a fact for everyone even IF you're already good at DDR as is.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago

Look, I pointed to the manual. You can interpret that with everyone else however you want. I was originally trying to say the post was making fun of people holding the bar, thats it.

[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Uh, then wtf is its intended purpose?

[-] ysjet@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's for holding onto while playing, there's literally stickers on the machine saying to do it. The current machines even advise it during the health/safety prompts. Current songs are charted specifically with the bar in mind. This isn't 2001 anymore. This guy has absolutely zero fuckin idea what he's talking about.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world -2 points 9 months ago

Okay, I just linked the fucken manuals for the machines. Sticker 7, do not hold.

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

First time hearing about liability?

Sometimes companies will say things that they don't even believe themselves, just to protect themselves from the law.

It's called LI - A - BIL - I -TY

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That hardly proves the intended purpose. Either way, early 2000's, if you held onto that during play you were weak.

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah, well, there's also a warning label on Q-tips to not stick em in your ear canal.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

You also shouldn't do that. https://hms.harvard.edu/news/why-you-really-truly-should-not-put-q-tips-your-ears. Thats just proven bad. Unlike my losing battle elsewhere. Which, trust me, it was a big deal if you held on. Everyone can argue it. But all I'm seein' is a bunch of bar grabbers.

[-] hark@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I stopped using q tips and had so much wax buildup that I could barely hear out of my ear. Was a terrible week or so before I finally got it cleared with a softener and water administered through a flared syringe. I went right back to using q tips as I had for decades before. All it takes is a bit of sweeping at the entrance of my ears for me to avoid that crazy buildup, so it's well worth it.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I have a gentle ear cleaning tool that is designed to use warm water to clean your inner ear, and then you clean the outer area with a q-tip. They're great tools, just not for your inner ear. If your ears aren't prone to infection I highly recommend a water cleaning device for your ears.

[-] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Found the 2018 East Regional DDR runner up.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] Rakudjo@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Somebody clearly hasn't played dance games since 2004. The old bar-vs-no bar argument has since been shored up with "just play the damn game." Regardless of original intention for the bar, it's even highly suggested/nearly required for high-level play anymore.

I haven't actually read machine manuals for recent releases, but does DDR Ace/SMX/Pump Phoenix still outright state not to lean on the bar?

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Since Gameworks closed down in Phoenix I haven't been to tilt studio to check. The only DDR machine that I know of by me is in a Main Event. I'll have to check it out. I doubt it has the warning to not lean on the bar. I stated somewhere in this chain that it doesn't matter anymore. But back in the day it was a big deal. Which is what I interpreted this meme as meaning.

[-] Rakudjo@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Back in the day - it was certainly quite the deal! I remember that even Pump Speed division at WPF would DQ players for so much as touching the bar. In retrospect, it was such an odd thing for us all to be so particular about - maybe just the newness of the game and maturity of chart design?

You may be interested to know that while bar play has become the norm, some players are still recognized for choosing no bar play at very high levels.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Very interesting! I swore I wasn't insane and it was a big deal at one point. Thank you for the shared history! It is quite the silly thing now. But boy, I remember quitting a few times when an opponent would start the match, and then quickly reposition to grab the bar as the music started.

Ah that video was a good bridge of nostalgia and gaming interests. These machines have come a long way, and at the same time remained the same.

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[-] Viniyur@yiffit.net 0 points 9 months ago

It says "not to hang or lean on during play," not hold on to. You can hold onto it. Just don't lean or apply significant pressure onto it.

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 9 months ago

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[-] nickhammes@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

What's my favorite DDR machine? Der Trabi.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

If you lean on the bar in Trabi, the engine falls out.

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

What's wrong with his technique? Many people use the bar for balance while playing.

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