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Earlier this year, the US Food and Drug Administration gave Neuralink, which Musk cofounded in 2016, approval to launch human trials of its device that Musk has described as a "Fitbit in your skull." The FDA had previously rejected Neuralink's bid for human testing in March over safety concerns, Reuters reported, including that the wires connected to the brain chip could move within a subject's head or that the chip could overheat.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 98 points 11 months ago

What the fuck is wrong with people?

[-] snorkbubs@fedia.io 115 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Neuralink said in a blog post that it was looking for people who had paralysis in all four limbs because of a spinal-cord injury or amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

Not sure how I feel about this. On the one hand, these people are willing to take a risk in order to overcome difficult conditions, and that should be allowed. On the other hand, it feels like Neuralink is preying on their hopes.

If the company figurehead wasn't a libertarian billionaire edgelord, I might look past that second hand. No chance of that, though. He's going to kill people, and then he's going to retweet memes about it.

[-] Caradoc879@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago

Wasn't there a report about dozens of dead monkeys from animal trials a few months ago?

[-] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 23 points 11 months ago

I dont think they reached dozens, but yes this is the same project that had dead monkey headlines rolling around

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 11 months ago

Not just dead, lot's of suffering beforehand. Those were some nauseating stories.

[-] geophysicist@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I've read a lot of disturbing stuff on the internet but those descriptions of what the monkeys endured made me feel really uncomfortable

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 11 months ago

Well good news, if they implant in paralyzed patients and it doesn't work no one will be able to tell they are suffering.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Science cannot move forward without heaps of dead monkeys!

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I saw that movie, it's called "Upgrade"

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

There's also the TV show "upload"

[-] grue@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

I admit, under the right circumstances, cybernetic enhancements could be cool.

Anything connected in any way with Elon Musk is emphatically not the right circumstances, of course.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

What I wouldn't give for a cybernetic gastrointestinal tract. Maybe one where it combines a trash compactor with the butt, so I could literally shit bricks.

[-] Mrderisant@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I would like a CGT just because mine is so freaking sensitive

[-] Rottcodd@lemmy.ninja 20 points 11 months ago

We're dumb animals, not much different from other dumb animals.

If squirrels had news media, they could have a story that says, "Thousands of squirrels are lining up to try to cross busy streets in front of cars."

And some number of squirrels would read that and think, "What the hell is wrong with them?"

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

At least crossing the street gives them a chance of getting to the acorns. This achieves nothing.

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

This is very funny.

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 months ago

I mean, if I couldn't communicate with the outside world or have use of my limbs I would take any risk to regain that functionality. This could have a real shot of giving people with terrible conditions a better quality of life.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Lots of stuff.

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