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Take off both arms too since they don't factor into height
Shed one of those useless fucking kidneys too. You can go without a lung. Also a lot of your brain is kind of unnecessary.
We bmi-maxxing now
Technically eyes aren't necessary, either
Fuck, why didn't I think of that? Wheres the melon baller