Ran the calculations some time ago, and donating a half liter of blood gets rid of about 500kcal, which I can easily manage to do in under half hour not counting the paperwork. I think the only more calorie-consuming activity I can think of is liposuction or mutilation of body parts. Not that I recommend either, just a random thought.

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[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

That would actually increase your BMI because you decreased your height. And legs weigh less than torsos. Funnily enough, if you just amputate ONE leg, then your BMI is reduced because your height would remain same.

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 4 days ago

damn, I got so caught up thinking about whether I could that I didn't think about whether I should.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Take off both arms too since they don't factor into height

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Shed one of those useless fucking kidneys too. You can go without a lung. Also a lot of your brain is kind of unnecessary.

We bmi-maxxing now

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Technically eyes aren't necessary, either

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Fuck, why didn't I think of that? Wheres the melon baller