this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2026
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Ran the calculations some time ago, and donating a half liter of blood gets rid of about 500kcal, which I can easily manage to do in under half hour not counting the paperwork. I think the only more calorie-consuming activity I can think of is liposuction or mutilation of body parts. Not that I recommend either, just a random thought.

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[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Shed one of those useless fucking kidneys too. You can go without a lung. Also a lot of your brain is kind of unnecessary.

We bmi-maxxing now

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Technically eyes aren't necessary, either

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Fuck, why didn't I think of that? Wheres the melon baller