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[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Unknown, because they both had so much stolen meth in their cars, when they collided, they both exploded into a fireball that wiped out everything within a half a mile radius

Truly kismet

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not sure that's how meth works.

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That just means she's still sleeping with a bunch of dudes after they broke up.....but they still like the sex. So rather than admit that they're purely using each other for their genitals, they instead try to convince you that it's some bigger more complicated situation. It's not. It's sex. It's not complicated. Genitals go boom. That's what they should write on their profiles instead of "it's complicated". Instead just write "Genitals go boom". And offer zero context. NOW it's complicated! You're welcome...

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 points 17 hours ago

That’s getting added to the pile of delicious pasta I’ve been saving up.

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yeesh… sorry you’re having a messy breakup, but that’s not at all what I was talking about 😬

wow

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

I mean. Assuming meth acts like any other powder i.e powdered sugar, You just need a proper cloud and spark.