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OwO I get to be a winged hybrid wolf-tiger-fox, with an 11" knotted and barbed cock? And I get to pound my furry friends as their fursona too? I'd actually get a career that I love, while it not feeling like work at all, having submissive cuties ride me like the bull I am? Hell yes.
Knotted i get, but barbed? Even jerking off would be uncomfortable!
Nah, barbs are similar to the system of an erection. It's not so firm that you become a living sword, so you have enough give for it to be a nice experience. And barbs are usually much smaller than art depicts.
I used to date a tiger for a few years (hence the tiger hybrid addition, lots of wonderful memories that I wanted to encapsulate) and so I have it on very good authority how they feel ;3. Also I have a huge thing for feline furs, funny how that happens...
Do you have any depiction of how such a cutie creature would look? For scientific purposes, of course
It could be anything, but I'm basic and those around me that I have had the pleasure of pouncing on are furry, mostly vulpines, canines, felines, and dragons. And while I initially prefer slender males and androgynous individuals, I am also demi and so anyone who catches my attention and interest can be considered cute.
My only 'requirement' I guess you can call it is bring a fur... Though that isn't an absolute. But I haven't dated or got freaky with anyone not furry in 20 years. The bubble of the fandom, while small, is far more welcoming than the general population.
But a mostly-naughty 'ideal' cutie? Slender, male(ish, maybe), rather hung, uncut, geeky, loves cuddling, loves getting freaky frequently, shares a couple of my interests (automotive, tech, drones, finances...), is sweet and affectionate but can be assertive and commanding when we are alone (I have a service top thing now and then), is okay with bringing others into our bedroom (not a ton, but some), and doesn't mind my baggage (disabled, emotional scars, trust issues, horrendous self-confidence). Basically, an intelligent and good looking guy* who I share both ideas and projects, as well as bodily fluids with, and that I can fall asleep with feelings safe and genuinely cared for (sharing the same, of course). I don't feel like I have a lot to give (my master says otherwise, but) but if I get attached I'll give them the world, as much as I can.
That's what I look for in my 'cuties' :3
Ooh cool you're a therian?
I'm not that far along, kinda on the fence between 'I'm human but my sona is adorable' and 'I really want to be my sona for the rest of my life'. I do follow and support the Freedom of Form Foundation for several years now, which is furs that are way smarter than me in science and research trying to, very slowly, make actual furries possible by adjusting the human body to one's sona creature. They have recently done deep-dives on fur, scales, and tails. Maybe I'll get to see their labor before I die; it's very slow but exciting.
But in the hypothetical, if I woke up as my sona, it would definitely be a positive event.
E: and I've been a fur for 22 years and counting, so I definitely know I'd be happy. Me as I am is very meh. At least with my sona, I would be as I see myself.
I also have a lot of respect for the FFF, but I think there's a faster way. The FFF is focusing on physical technologies. I think we need more mental technologies. Technologies built out of ideas, which work on our minds to change our perceptions. Technologies which can let us feel our preferred bodies, and perceive others' preferred bodies.