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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 85 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Little Johnny took a drink but now will drink no more

For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4

[–] grue@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact: unlike some other site that shall not be named, Lemmy's markdown can do subscripts!

Little Johnny took a drink
but now will drink no more
For what he thought was H~2~O
was H~2~SO~4~

[–] plateee@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
> Little Johnny took a drink  
> but now will drink no more  
> For what he thought was H~2~O  
>  was H~2~SO~4~

Really? It's the squiggly to make subscript? I thought that was used for strike through?

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Two squiggles for ~~strikethrough~~; one squiggle for ~subscript~; and no squiggle for you!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Strikethrough is ~~double-tilde~~ double-squiggly.

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

where's the reference for these?

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 week ago

ah , seems my client has some helpful shortcuts

cool ~stuff.~

Neat, I've never seen that version before. The one I know is:

Johnny was a chemist's son
but Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O
was H2SO4.
[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Strong acids are weak, you'd notice the boiling acid flavor and spit it out with the rest of your mouth lining right away.

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doubt you'd die from drinking a bit of sulphuric acid, probably would spit it out as soon as you notice your tongue is burning anyway.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

you could still get badly hurt if you swallow faster than you can spit it out