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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

And you didn't already hate them for the dark and depressing messages they made by saying if your friends or family get old and unable to take care of themselves, the best way to deal with them is to seal them in a concrete tomb still alive, and let them die in there as they cry out in horror?

That part never struck a chord with you?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

No that made perfect sense as someone whose retirement plan is wandering into the wilderness.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Your friends and family are railway locomotives?

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago

If your friends aren’t down for trains, are they really your friends?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

If I were a train in the Thomas the Tank world I would be.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That part never struck a chord with you?

No because the last time I seriously thought about Thomas The Tank Engine was when I was 3 years old

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Really? You're just going to sit there and claim you never watched Thomas The Train bondage porn with Ringo Starr impersonator narrating?

[–] missingno@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

For the love of god, Montresor!

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The franchise was originally started by an avowed fascist ... and it really shows through sometimes.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You sound like you don't want to produce capital for your overlords, time to be sealed into a railway tunnel and left to rot. I bet ringo starr would even say you deserved it.

How was this posted before the Ringo Starr porn comment?? Is this a thing???

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Citation needed. He was a committed pacifist following his Brother’s death in WWI.