this post was submitted on 16 May 2026
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"Sealions on the other side of the planet are sometimes mean, that is why my client needed to bash this one with a rock bigger than your head. Your honor."
It's even worse than that. "Sea lions on the other side of the planet are sometimes mean, so I will attack a Hawaiian monk seal, which isn't even a sea lion."
Anyways they deserve to die from asphyxiation by having a monk seal shove them up its nose.