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It's a badly written article. Copy and pasting the whole thing in here seemed silly. Here are the money quotes.

I heard from people in Patel’s orbit and people he has met at public functions, who told me that it is not unusual for him to travel with a supply of personalized branded bourbon. The bottles bear the imprint of the Kentucky distillery Woodford Reserve, and are engraved with the words “kash patel fbi director,” as well as a rendering of an FBI shield. Surrounding the shield is a band of text featuring Patel’s director title and his favored spelling of his first name: ka$h.

An eagle holds the shield in its talons, along with the number 9, presumably a reference to Patel’s place in the history of FBI directors. In some cases, the 750-milliliter bottles bear Patel’s signature, with “#9” there as well. One such bottle popped up on an online auction site shortly after my story appeared, and The Atlantic later purchased it. (The person who sold it to us did not want to be named, but said that the bottle was a gift from Patel at an event in Las Vegas.)

Patel has given out bottles of his personalized whiskey to FBI staff as well as civilians he encounters in his duties, according to eight people, including current and former FBI and Department of Justice employees and others who are familiar with Patel’s distribution of the bottles. Most of them spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of reprisal.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/05/kash-patel-fbi-bourbon/687066/

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[–] context@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

why do i have 7 bottles of bourbon with me? hahaha! well, you see, it's because i like to give them away, as gifts, you see. token souvenirs to friends while i'm traveling. i had them personalized to make it more believable. i mean, more personal. i mean, i'm definitely not planning to drink them all myself this week! shit! why did i say "this week" that was a totally unnecessary detail. anyway, here, have one. as a gift. but please don't tell anyone i'm planning to give the rest of these away. i haven't decided who to give them to, yet. but i will. very soon. anyway, good night!

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I was a “haha my friends drank my liquor cabinet over the weekend what a party it was” guy