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OOTL: what joke?
Kimmel said something like,"Melania has the glow of an expectant widow" and, after someone translated it for Melania, she got angry. Then the winger snowflake brigade started their bitching and whining. Oh yeah, and the head of the FCC made another threat to broadcasters licenses if they keep not toeing the party line.
Also this was before the shooting attempt but they're trying to make it out like "his violent rhetoric cause..."
That is a very important detail I dropped. Thanks for adding it.
Don't forget they're conveniently not upset about Leavitt saying there would be some shots fired, right before the event.
He said Melania had the glow of an expectant widow. You know, because trump is an octogenarian, and Melania is younger than Kimmel.
“I’m too lazy to use google or ChatGPT. Please think for me. Also feed me and change my diaper.”
If you encounter something and you don’t know what it is, a search engine should at least be the first place you stop before demanding that a random stranger do your thinking for you. This is a lesson that most people learned 30 years ago.
Before that, most people were, at least, polite enough to go to a local library (or relying on their education) before demanding a stranger do their thinking for them. At least, back then, we had some shame in publicly admitting that we were ignorant. and even more shame in admitting that we were so lazy that we would demand random Internet strangers to do our thinking for us.
And downvote me all you like. You know I’m right. And shame on all of you.
He should learn to google but you should learn to not be a dick
You’re right, by my point was about why the difference is important. If you’re clever enough to make this remark, surely you get that. You don’t want a future run by idiots, do you? We all have to live with those people running the world after us. That doesn’t sound great, does it?
So just to be clear: People who ask questions from other people are idiots to you? Seems to me like youre the one in need of asking some questions to stop being a sociopath.
And by the way, I would much rather have the world run by people who engage with others to look for solutions, even if they dont know everything from the start, instead of people who pretend like they are perfect and try to "solve" everything by themselves or with the help of AI (which sounds very much like the US government right now).
No, and no intelligent person could possibly take that away from what I said.
That’s quite literally your entire argument.
I suggest you learn to read.
Don’t bother replying. I blocked you.
Counterpoint:
Source: XKCD
If you consider typing up 3 paragraphs of disparagement a better use of your time than sharing the knowledge with other people, you might want to touch some grass.
If your best counter argument is a cartoon, you’ve proven my point.
This is embarrassing, you need to stop. You are throwing a tantrum on the internet, find something better to do with your day.
You should be embarrassed, because you had to lie about me throwing a tantrum when I made a simple observation and a valid point.
If I was throwing a tantrum, you wouldn’t need to make a comment in the first place, and you would have responded with a valid argument, not a cartoon.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rational arguments are to be presented to rational people. Which you clearly are not.
I bet you still use words like “condescending” when you hear things you don’t like, lol
How strange it must be for you to consider yourself intelligent yet to still have children speak down to you… What an odd experience that must be
I didn't share any cartoon, that was a different guy. I think you mixing us up makes my point quite eloquently tho. Lol.
Its a comic strip you bafoon. Cartoons are animated.
If the best you can do is personal insults, you’ve made my point, again
All you'd have to do is Google what a cartoon is and you'd know that they are right. Its that easy.
And all you have to do is google “straw man logical fallacy” to see why your argument is bullshit
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I guess you skipped reading the words and went straight to typing a reply. I fail to see how I could have prove your point when instead of a point you made a rant.
Your failures are exactly my point
Yeah before the internet, if a group of people were talking about something I didnt understand I would say "what's this?" Rather than excusing myself to go to the library.
"I am alone and bitter so I get angry when people engage with each other instead of talking to robots"
Then I hope you get some help, and soon.
lmao cry harder botbrain
lmao https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=jimmy+kimmel+joke+melania. Does that help?
Brother some people make $100+k a year googling problems for their boomer boss
Not anymore. Now they’ve been replaced by AI. Even that complaint is antiquated.
Catch up
And here I am making $200+k explaining how to use software to boomers as part of my job.
Damn the statement about you being a dick is right though, you ok? (Oh your forgot /s 😆)
Your best counter argument is to make an unverifiable claim as some rando on a public forum where your comment is as meaningless as mine, lmao… The best way to contradict me is to ignore me.
But I guess we can’t all be so clever… ;)
So, tell me… why would anyone believe a word you say?