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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 60 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The extra empty tray slots to rub it in chefs-kiss

Also, does anyone have a guess for what that grey thing is in the first picture? Filet of yeesh? biden-pain

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 39 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I think the two "meat" items might be Nutraloaf Shoe Insole Patty and the ever-popular Nutraloaf Pile 'O Poop.

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Nutraloaf

Nutraloaf, also known as meal loaf, prison loaf, disciplinary loaf, food loaf, lockup loaf, confinement loaf, seg loaf, warden burger, grue or special management meal, is food served in prisons in the United States, and formerly in Canada, to inmates who have misbehaved, abused food, or inflicted harm upon themselves or others.

It is similar to meatloaf in texture but has a wider variety of ingredients. Prison loaf is usually bland, even unpleasant, but proponents argue that nutraloaf provides enough nutrition to keep prisoners healthy and helpfully can be served and eaten without utensils, which can be a liability in the hands of unruly prisoners.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 47 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

or inflicted harm upon themselves

Oh you’re suicidal? I’m sure forcing you to eat boot leather will cut that right out!

[–] bunnossin@hexbear.net 41 points 4 weeks ago

This is one of the most horrifying things about the US to me. Not this specifically, but the fact that if you suffer enough in prison to just try to end it all you get tortured even worse. This place is literally hell

[–] Ishmael@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago

More like "Neutraloaf" kelly

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 34 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

it looks like the sliced gyro meat that i've gotten from the freezer section before, tastes fine if you actually fry it up which it looks like they didn't lol, also one piece is like half an ounce