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They've detected microplastics in breast milk. You know what that means? It's time to start living up to our name as mammals.
We hormonally induce lactation for everyone. All the time. Just leech out those microplastics. Nips into 3d printers.
Sadly, the energy cost of making all that milk would require us to eat more, taking in more plastics.
I walked into my break room at work a couple of years ago and overheard some of my female coworkers complaining about the formula shortage. I asked if they'd ever thought about breastfeeding and they looked at me like I'd just grown a second head. I get that some women here and there might need a supplement for this, but the idea that feeding babies canned formula should be the norm is completely insane.
Breast feeding is a huge amount of work, asking a person to do that and have a job is a big deal. Pumping breastmilk is incompatible with lots of jobs. If they have already stopped breastfeeding they may not be able to restart.
It would be great to live in a society where breastfeeding was normal and easy. Society is crazy and women shouldn't be criticised for trying to exist within it.
We're bus drivers lol. We work four hours a day.
Hey son, just don't eat for 4 hours...
It's not that simple, like at all. There are loads of other things to take into account too.
It actually is that simple. The baby will either adjust or you'll have pumped in preparation for those four hours.
Found the man who have never taken care of one of his baby kids.
"The baby will adapt" man that's so out of touch.
Literally all I do when I get home from work so you and everyone downvoting me can honestly go fuck themselves forvall I care. Shit pisses me off you'd say that
Dude good for you if it works, but seriously it is not that simple for many parents. Some kids eat more than you can "just pump", pumping itself has issues (excruciating pain through over simulation for example), some don't have enough etc etc etc.
You're adding in a lot that the comment I replied to did not mention. You can go drive a bus for four hours and your baby is not going to starve to death is literally all I was saying. Ya'll want some one size fits all bullshit answer for everything smh
Well that is why I said, good for you, because your kid is handling it.
That's as dumb as them suggesting you take on a second job to cover the heightened cost of the formula, but the second job has to be donating blood, plasma, and bone marrow. The physical toll to make up that much extra nutrition, the (sometimes permanent) leaching of elements of your own body, the quantity of time to pump and properly clean and store and the cost of products, the emotional toll of sacrificing what used to be a fun part of your body to what for many is quite painful..
Sure boobs are made to make milk, but eyes are made to see. How many people do you know who wear glasses? It's more complicated than just why not breast milk?
If women should be expected to breastfeed for 2 years, then society should be built that they can take two years off to do so. A year of breastfeeding equates to a conservative estimate of 1,800 hours, which is not far off from a full-time job that totals about 1,960 hours annually.
The hucow revolution awaits!
Potential downside: For a while the world is gonna smell like curdled milk.
When life hands you curdled milk it's time to make cheese
Microplaatic cheese
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Plan B is blood letting. I don’t have the source but they have measured a decrease in PFAS blood levels for people who donate blood.
That is not what I wanted those used for.